Until you sing the national anthem at the Blazers game, you will not achieve the status of ZachAddy. Blazer public figures are: 1. Zach Addy 2. Natalie Gilbert 3. HCP in that order.
On second thought, I thought of a better one: What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Linus Van Pelt? Linus hugs his blanket and sucks his thumb.