Michael Jackson jokes

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I would consider myself at an equal or higher level of fame as ZachAddy! Way higher actually!
     
  2. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Until you sing the national anthem at the Blazers game, you will not achieve the status of ZachAddy.

    Blazer public figures are:

    1. Zach Addy
    2. Natalie Gilbert
    3. HCP

    in that order.
     
  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    What did Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common?

    They both came on little white crackers.
     
  4. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Q: What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    A: I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
     
  5. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    OK, I don't get that one.
     
  6. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Bubbles is his chimpanzee.

    I won't tell the one about him sucking his Blanket.
     
  7. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    OK, hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
     
  8. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    On second thought, I thought of a better one:

    What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Linus Van Pelt?

    Linus hugs his blanket and sucks his thumb.
     

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