Notice Might be the end of the line for me....

Eating beets definitely makes your urine turn red. Don't ask me how I know.

 

That was God's punishment for "relieving yourself".
My God, man, don't you have a wife?

 

I've passed four. One of them cut me up while it was passing. Had to see a urologist. I pray to God in heaven above, please don't let that ever happen to me again. That poor doctor, I'll bet he's still washing his hands.

 

A .22? I've shot birds with a .22 that just laughed at me.

 

Eh....maybe one or two.

Never been to one. But I did have the unfortunate experience one evening while camming to get curious enough to select "Turkey" as the country of origin with webcams I was seeking. This was about 2 years ago.

Never. Again.

Why? You offering?

 

This is why we can't have nice threads about pending death, kidney stones and pissing blood...it turns into shooting birds with a 22...go figure! Get well JF....you don't get off the hook, you need to stick around and suffer like everybody else!

 

Before liberals ruined this country, this board used to have threads started by people declaring they were about to die that were clean and jovial and American. Now, just look at the malcontent malarkey we have to read.

 

22 goes through things like car doors much easier

 

You guys do realize that I was talking about the Model 22 Glock, which is chambered in .40 S&W. Not the caliber .22.

In regards to the .22 LR, however.....not sure it can go through a car door, but then I've never tried, so I suppose it's not impossible.

That being said, the paper-thin doors of a Kia Rio are not the same as the bank-vault doors on a Mercedes CLS550. Of which I've been in both. I highly doubt that .22 makes it through a CLS door.

 

Didn't know cuz I'm not a gun guy but remember shooting guns with my friend years ago. He had some heavy particle board he built speaker boxes out of and his dad's 357 and 45 wouldn't go through it but the little 22 semi automatic handgun went through like a needle.

 

Huh. Light handloads in the .357 and .45, perhaps?

The .22 might have been a higher velocity .22 cartridge than the .22 LR too. .22 WMR, perhaps? But the only semi-auto pistol that I'm aware of that shoots WMR is the Kel-Tec PMR-30, which is a newer gun about a decade old or so.

 

Kidney stones are the devil. I passed one of the larger stones my urologist has seen passed at 13mm

 

Holy Moly! I had a 8 & 11 hung up in my kidney.

 

It's probably afraid there will be German pornography in there. That's why.

 

I have a pic that I was trying to post, but it said the file is too large