Mini-Autobiography

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  1. Rok

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Who's CM Punk? A figment of your imagination?FACE [​IMG]</div> Yeah I should really stay away from quoting wrestlers, especially on this board. Although, that enlarged face font went over my head. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Oct 13 2006, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah I should really stay away from quoting wrestlers, especially on this board. Although, that enlarged face font went over my head. [​IMG]</div>Notice how myself and Rok didn't take eachother seriously. You angrier members should take note :boogie:
     
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    Okay, here's mine:I'm a (sigh) 47 year old. I was born in Oakland, Ca. I played Reciever on my highschool football team and was a badass at it. We won the City Championship my junior year, I had 13 catches, 216 yards and 3 touchdowns in the game and the chicks loved it. I played one year at a Juco in LA, I did okay there but I only averaged like 4 catches for the first few games until the coaches moved me to Cornerback. My football career ended there. I then went to music school, got a job as a session player in LA, used that money to go back to school to get a science degree, then I became a meteorologist for the FAA and for whatever reason landed a job with an airplane manufactorer, I hated the job but the paycheck was fat so, that's that. I don't do much now other than debating Nitro and talking to the rest of you guys on this site. In my spare time, I chase the ladies. :winkglasses:
     
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    I live in Australia, Have moved all over. Done all sorts of jobs. ranging from working in an abatoir to roof tiling to my current career I.T. I did a bucket load of courses to get into this line of work. I only started playing BBall in 99 (though I followed it since 96). I have played for a few rep teams and was real solid till I did my knee. Waiting to get it fixed now. I once hit 2 3's in the last minute to win a game by one point.I have a wife and two small children. I like it when people get angry on this site, it makes me laugh. I like annoying people too, I do that alot on the court too. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Oct 14 2006, 12:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>STR8GHT OUTTA DUBLIN[​IMG]</div>LMAO Its Belfast, and technically I'm british, but its weird how these things are here.Anyways, I'll write mines...I was born, on December 24th, the day before jesus, maybe I'm better than him...I think so. I go to the local grammar school, its an all boys school, thats where I get my homoerotic jokes from. I play basketball for there and for the local leisure centre.I have no life, except basketball and the computer, I try to avoid some of my friends cause they get me into trouble or beat up by drinking, and fighting...But its all in good fun.I am very easy going, and have a unique and sarcastic sense of humor...I am Niall Doc's hero, he posts here, he sits beside me in spanish.Oh yeah, I was born with clubbed feet...But that straightened out now...Even though I liked with my foot pointing inwards.This is the average person, except witha different accent.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9GP4cxHlUc
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wolverine30 @ Oct 13 2006, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm 14 years old and I am 6 foot 3. I'm in grade 9 in high school and I am the only grade 9 on the school's varsity team. I love basketball, soccer and volleyball. I live in Ottawa, Canada. I live in a clean area, not the ghetto. Last year, my middle school won the city championship and I scored 35 points. My biggest accomplishment in sports is probably making varsity at my high school. Nobody believed I could make but I did and I prooved alot of doubters wrong.</div>6"3 at age 14? Thats tough to believe...show me a picture..Anyway, I just turned 14. I live in Atlantic Canada. (3rd most crime in Canada...word!) I go to school and make average marks. I have medium curly hair currently. I play alot of sports (baseball, basketball, badminton, baseball, soccer, etc..) My friends think I am pretty funny. I am almost 5"8 now, and pretty skinny/medium build. I have size 12 shoes, and Im expected to be 6"2 when Im done growing. My dad is from Eastern Africa, and my mom is white, so I have kind of a mixed colour to myself, even though people rarely notice it. I live in a house. My family makes quite a bit of money, I have a step dad, and 2 step brothers. One weighs 220 lbs at age 14, and is 6"2. He is fat, and he would probably kill me if he sat on me. I like to watch sports also. Im a fan of the Raptors, Eagles, and a casual fan of the Blue Jays. I like to talk alot also. People cant get me to shut up. Okay..this is my auto biography.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">I'm a Junior at Vista del Lago HS in Moreno Valley, California. I'm 5'10" and weigh around 139-141 lbs (haven't checked in a while). I date any girl who I find interest in; also, skin tone does not honestly faulter my preferences. I used to rap alot. My best friend and I started our own rap duo, known as Lyrical Assassinz, and we used to go to a studio and record our tracks. However, the sh*t cost $35 an hour, so we had to get summer jobs to support our music interests. We stopped recording as soon as school started, though.Anyway, about my past: I used to live in the very, very poor side of Norwalk, California... As a matter of fact, every side of Norwalk is poor. I was a really awful person to know as a child. I mean, I was nice to people, but usually was on that "F*ck the world!" type of mind set (sarcastically, though) and some people thought I was suicidal. I still joke around like that. My family and I moved from Norwalk to Las Vegas, Las Vegas back to Norwalk, Norwalk to Houston, Houston to Dallas, Dallas to Norwalk and Norwalk to Moreno Valley. We've moved around quite a bit.We were poor once, but now are a bit above middle-classed.My life was sad and all, but to describe it would take forever, so F*ck it.</span>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>6"3 at age 14? Thats tough to believe...show me a picture..Anyway, I just turned 14. I live in Atlantic Canada. (3rd most crime in Canada...word!) I go to school and make average marks. I have medium curly hair currently. I play alot of sports (baseball, basketball, badminton, baseball, soccer, etc..) My friends think I am pretty funny. I am almost 5"8 now, and pretty skinny/medium build. I have size 12 shoes, and Im expected to be 6"2 when Im done growing. My dad is from Eastern Africa, and my mom is white, so I have kind of a mixed colour to myself, even though people rarely notice it. I live in a house. My family makes quite a bit of money, I have a step dad, and 2 step brothers. One weighs 220 lbs at age 14, and is 6"2. He is fat, and he would probably kill me if he sat on me. I like to watch sports also. Im a fan of the Raptors, Eagles, and a casual fan of the Blue Jays. I like to talk alot also. People cant get me to shut up. Okay..this is my auto biography.</div> [​IMG] I like how you said 6'3 at age 14 is tough to believe and then you say you have a 6'2 step brother. Well I'm 5'10, 15. Born in Philadelphia, but now live in Cherry Hill which is a Philadelphia suburb. I love basketball more than anything in the world and try in get in at least an hour a day. Huge Shaq fan. Hmm lol thats it.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>6"3 at age 14? Thats tough to believe...show me a picture..Anyway, I just turned 14. I live in Atlantic Canada. (3rd most crime in Canada...word!) I go to school and make average marks. I have medium curly hair currently. I play alot of sports (baseball, basketball, badminton, baseball, soccer, etc..) My friends think I am pretty funny. I am almost 5"8 now, and pretty skinny/medium build. I have size 12 shoes, and Im expected to be 6"2 when Im done growing. My dad is from Eastern Africa, and my mom is white, so I have kind of a mixed colour to myself, even though people rarely notice it. I live in a house. My family makes quite a bit of money, I have a step dad, and 2 step brothers. One weighs 220 lbs at age 14, and is 6"2. He is fat, and he would probably kill me if he sat on me. I like to watch sports also. Im a fan of the Raptors, Eagles, and a casual fan of the Blue Jays. I like to talk alot also. People cant get me to shut up. Okay..this is my auto biography.</div>I had 2 friends near that height at 14, they both moved though. [​IMG]
     
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    Welcome back to another edition of CB4 stupid quotes. CB4 states to wolverine30: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>6"3 at age 14? Thats tough to believe...show me a picture..</div> The punchline delivered by CB4 once again: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>My family makes quite a bit of money, I have a step dad, and 2 step brothers. One weighs 220 lbs at age 14, and is 6"2. He is fat, and he would probably kill me if he sat on me.</div> :HAHAHA:
     
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    I am a 12 year old male from Phoenix, Arizona and I am single (ladies you're in luck). I have one brother, Lucas and, I AM THE BIGGEST 12 YEAR OLD SUNS FAN EVEEER, and I play a hella lot of sports including B-ball, Football, Soccer, and Baseball. My school is odd my english teacher is afraid of the number 13 and we decorated his classroom with 13 stuff yesterday (friday the 13th). that's it
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Oct 14 2006, 01:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Welcome back to another edition of CB4 stupid quotes. CB4 states to wolverine30: The punchline delivered by CB4 once again: :HAHAHA:</div>So..? It's still hard to believe.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>So..? It's still hard to believe.</div> Are you serious? Let's see, you basically call out wolverine and say I don't believe you, how can someone be 6'3 at 14. But all of a sudden, you say someone whose 14 is 6'2 like it's nothing. It's the perfect example of your character.
     
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    It is something. My brother just grew really early. Doctors say that he will only grow another inch. My brother is also easily the tallest kid in his class. If I didnt know him, it would be very hard for me to believe.So, Im still having trouble believing wolverine.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>If I didnt know him, it would be very hard for me to believe.</div> But it is possible, so why the need to dismiss wolverine's statement? Had you written yours before wolverine and someone said that's bullsh**. I find it hard to believe you wouldn't have found offense to someone calling you a liar.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It is something. My brother just grew really early. Doctors say that he will only grow another inch. My brother is also easily the tallest kid in his class. If I didnt know him, it would be very hard for me to believe.</div>Yeah, it's VERY hard to belive something when another person you know has the same thing that you don't believe.It may be a lie (so may everything else)... but cmon, give him the benefit of the doubt. Do you believe that your brother is 6'2"? Do you believe that Shaq is 7'1"?!Let's be a little more reasonable here. First of all ehy would he lie? No one really cares about your height...
     
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    Wolverine is the type of guy here, that I could see lying...If it were a more trusted guy, that I knew wouldnt lie, then I would believe them..
     
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    I think more of why I posted that was because you called him out on such a little thing. It's more of something you just read, say "oh" in your mind and then go on with your life. That's me though.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Oct 14 2006, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Damn, if everyvody acted like that here....I would kill myself</div>LMAO [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] As a matter of fact, my city has the highest suicide rate in teh British Isles.
     

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