MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of us)

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  1. BlazerCaravan

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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    My Grades:

    JJ Hickson: Hooch from Turner & Hooch
    LaMarcus Aldridge: Brutus the Ugly Dachsund
    Nicolas Batum: Lassie
    Wesley Matthews: Benji
    Damian Lillard: Rin-Tin-Tin

    Meyers Leonard: Marmaduke
    Luke Babbitt: Wishbone
    Ronnie Price: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
    Nolan Smith: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
    Jared Jeffries: Old Yeller
    Joel Freeland: Scooby Doo
    Victor Claver: Scrappy Doo
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Agreed, he's been a beast, but let's not forget he's still technically fighting for a contract since he's only on a one year deal. So, he can't really slack yet. ;)
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    If Babbitt is a C

    Matthews has to at least be a B
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    He's one of 7 players on the team with a double digit PER.

    At least the guy is NBA worthy.
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Since we're giving extremely meaningful grades, I'll provide mine:

    Lillard: Purple
    LMA: Turtle
    Matthews: Spanish
    Batum: Triangle
    Hickson: Golf club
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    No way in HELL that Matthews = Spanish. You're just being stupid now
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    yet he has the second highest ws/48 on the team, behind only LMA, and he is +11 in ortg/drtg differential, the BEST mark on the team

    weird
     
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    sarcasm?
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Leonard hardly even knows where to stand on the court

    My Javale McGee comparison looks good
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    I think he's implying a normalized per-minute ranking, in which case, Matthews it totally Spanish. Otherwise, yeah, he's Chex Mix at best.
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    My favorite move of his is when he knocks over Nolan Smith trying to get to his defensive spot, and looks at him while Nolan's man trots to the basket with the ball.
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    hes 20 years old for gods sake, mcgee is in his 5th year
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    The other night Terry Stotts was yelling at him to set a screen at the beginning of the shot clock. He didn't set one until there was like 11 secs left

    It's probably one reason why he only played 5min.
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    i guess i missed the "leonards the new scapegoat" memo
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Ah, my bad
     
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  16. Mediocre Man

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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Not a scapegoat at all. Leonard is simply not a very good basketball player right now. No offensive game, foul rate is too high, poor defensive rotation (see why he is on the bench all the time now)
     
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    Scapegoat....dummy....w/e works
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    are you guys all basing this off his last few games? he is averaging 4.5 fouls/36, not exactly bad for a 20 year old center
     
    3RA1N1AC, Dec 18, 2012
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    yeah..I remember laughing at Bynum when he was drafted..took a few years and he turned out ok..centers just need the time in game to develope
     
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    Re: MM 2.0's useless team grades (still better than penis pics though.....for most of

    Well, that depends if we're using your relative/absolute scale or not. I'm willing to upgrade him to "eagle", but that's only because I better understand your grading system now.
     
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