Don't worry your wife wont want Sly... She's had enough of the old bull, she wants some of the young calf.
If you used a fan poll, all Sly's payolla would take a big hit..that would upset the 50 dollar banning fee and start new bidding wars. It could get ugly
My long-term strategy is to hold out for the Head Honcho position, with the Big Cheese job as a fallback.