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Fisher. Man. SO glad he's not on this team.

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Alley, is there any team you rather see him on? It is so fitting he is a Laker again. The perfect fit for him. ACtually i don't see how he fits in there at all unless Bynum turns into Shaq or a post presence.... like i said a perfect fit for him to help the self destruction that is kobe and the lakers.

.04 ? what does that mean?

Is that what you value him on a scale from 1-10? or..... was it that meant to be 4.0 what the refs gave him to catch, make a move, then fall off balance and finally shoot the ball.

 

.4 = point four seconds, or 4/10 of one second, not 4.0, which would be four seconds, about the time it took JRich to go full court and shoot a 360 three pointer to beat the Mavs.

Yeah, Fisher is .4, but not because he is a last second hero. It's because it only takes Fisher .4 seconds to shoot whenever he touches the ball... unless off course when he wants to pound it for 23.6 seconds, leaving himself .4 seconds to jack up a three point prayer.

 

I get ya...lol...alley.... i know what .4 is as well.... just saying that fisher got about 1.4 to catch the inbounds, make a move then fall back and throw the ball towards the rim.... believe me i had it on tivo and checked it out many times.... actually if the clock started when the ball touches his hands til it leaves them, it is about .7-.8... the spurs were robbed and justice was served when detroit wiped them off the court and kobe was shut down..... that further led to jackson's departure.... kobe forcing shaq out..... jackson's book of the uncoachable one...etc

and you are so right about 23.6

 

Fisher isn't 0.4 because he pounds the ball for 23.6 seconds. It's more like what he does with the first 0.4 seconds of the 24 second shotclock. He chucks it. The guy is such a gunner. He can't run the fastbreak, he doesn't do well finishing off the dribble, and lord knows why we signed this guy when he has no pure point guard instincts and we have a shooting guard that also can't dribble that well or dribble quickly.

0.4 could also mean his overall field goal accuracy.

 

Fisher brings it up court....

and dishes to Foyle on the wing. Foyle looks up at the shot clock and then gives his teammates the stank-eye, waiving Baron and Barnes to vacate his half of the court. Everyone clears out. Now it's one-on one, Foyle v. Garnett. Foyle with the jab step, jab step, baby shake, baby shake, rocker step, jab step back to the triple threat position, Foyle holds the ball with one hand and points with the other down at KG's shoe, as if to say "your shoe-lace is untied," then he puts the ball on the floor...

pound...pound...pound... he gives KG the "Baron Davis googly eyes" look, like it's time to party... cross over, cross over, cross over, between the legs, behind the back, KG is caught flatfooted like a statue, Foyle dribbles off his knee on purpose like a globetrotter, pound pound pound...

Foyle throws the ball with backspin to his right and darts left... KG is caught in the middle.... Foyle and the ball go in opposite directions, until the ball hits the floor... at which point it spins behind KG's backside and right back into Foyle's hands...


Pierce and Allen Rotate over...

Foyle, in mid dribble, points at the on-coming Pierce as if calling him out to a street fight... he tosses the ball of Allen's forehead, which knocks Allen on his butt... the ball ricochets back to Foyle's hand and he catches it in dribble stride...

Now it's just Foyle v. Pierce...

Foyle flips the ball up over Pierce's head... Pierce's eyes follow the ball as he looks up... Foyle meanwhile pulls Pierce's shorts down by his knees... Pierce is shocked and tries to recover, while Juwan Howard rotates over...

The ball rebounds off the glass back to the oncoming Foyle, who catches the alley-oop as he vaults over Pierce, catching the ball in one hand while grabbing his crotch-area with the other hand...

Now it's Foyle, spread eagle, high above the rim... Juwan Howard has rotated over and is beneath the hoop, arms outstretched, and he takes a faceful of crotch as Foyle, spread eagle on Howard's head, airs out his trousers and throws down a one-handed, dirty dog, nasty grass, stanky funk dunk on Juwan Howard's chrome-dome, breaking the back board and raining shattered glass down on the crumpled pile of Timberwolves.

He swings on the rim like a chimpanzee, doing a chin-up and slapping the backboard with both hands as he springs off the rim. As he lands, he strikes a Hulk Hogan pose, stands bent legged over KG and airs out his trousers some more, then back peddles down court doing the Darius Miles "double fist bump" on his forehead.

 

Ha ha. That's a lot of spread eagles there AO. Foyle is actually pretty dope in nba live 04 series video game because his block rating is 99 which means that a lot of times nobody can score on him. But his offensive in the game is pretty accurate. He can't score layups or dunk with nobody around him. I won a championship with the 03-04 Golden State Warriors which is a testament to how accurate the game is. Jrich for MVP baby!