Most Embarrasing Moments

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  1. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Well, it wasn't my car, it was my instructor's. And I wasn't at fault at all, so there was no insurance increase or anything. That's probably why I can sit here and laugh about it now. That and the fact that I was able to reschedule the test for the next day and I ended up passing using my own car.

    The most embarrassing parts were probably the phone calls:

    Me: Hey Dad, what's up?
    my Dad: Hi, how did the test go?
    Me: Well, technically it's still going on.
    my Dad: What do you mean?
    Me: I got into an accident.
    my Dad: What?
    Me: With a truck.
    my Dad: What the hell?
    Me: But, I'm not hurt...
    my Dad: [random cussing in Punjabi]
    Me: Sooo ..... can I get a ride?
     
  2. 30 standing ver

    30 standing ver JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Well, it wasn't my car, it was my instructor's. And I wasn't at fault at all, so there was no insurance increase or anything. That's probably why I can sit here and laugh about it now. That and the fact that I was able to reschedule the test for the next day and I ended up passing using my own car.

    The most embarrassing parts were probably the phone calls:

    Me: Hey Dad, what's up?
    my Dad: Hi, how did the test go?
    Me: Well, technically it's still going on.
    my Dad: What do you mean?
    Me: I got into an accident.
    my Dad: What?
    Me: With a truck.
    my Dad: What the hell?
    Me: But, I'm not hurt...
    my Dad: [random cussing in Punjabi]
    Me: Sooo ..... can I get a ride?</div>

    LMAO soo can I get a ride? [​IMG]

    Well I put a cup of noodles in the microwave. But I forgot to put water in it and I was with my teammates and we all was like what the hells burning. Sheet, I got bagged for a month about that.
     
  3. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    Ok so I had a girl over once during my senior year in high school and her parents are real church oriented and strict. So to keep the story short and less graphic we got drunk and did stuff. This girl goes home wasted and immediately gets caught.

    So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.
     
  4. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.
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    HAHAHAHAHHA that actually made me laugh out loud. That's gotta suck.
     
  5. I-Miss-MJ

    I-Miss-MJ JBB I am so SMRT

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">Ok so I had a girl over once during my senior year in high school and her parents are real church oriented and strict. So to keep the story short and less graphic we got drunk and did stuff. This girl goes home wasted and immediately gets caught.

    So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.</div>

    dude dude dude, you gotta lie.
     
  6. dunksworth

    dunksworth JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.</div>
    lol, dude, I'm praying you didn't actually tell her mom that you got a blowjob![​IMG]

    Let this be a lesson to you young guys out there, whenever put in a situation like that YOU LIE.... it's doesn't matter if you get caught lying, telling the truth in those situations is lose/lose, whereas lying is win/lose. And this also includes conversations with your gf. If she asks you questions like, "be honest, I won't get mad or anything, but do you sometimes fantasize about other women?".... doesn't matter how sincere she sounds, YOU LIE!


    As for my most embarrasing moment? Well I would write it but it's the usual trip-infront-of-people act... not nearly as entertaining as some of the other ones here.
     

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