"I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learned two great things in your life--Look at me--never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." --Jimmy Conway, "Goodfellas"
"Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women." Nick Smith, "Metropolitan" (I could have taken a dozen lines from this movie; it's a gold mine)
I have many favorites, but one not yet mentioned really hit the mark the first time I saw the movie. The older I get, the more accurate the line seems. From Unforgiven: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." Line was so good, The Wire, one of the greatest TV shows of all time, had a character (Snoop) quote it during her last dying breaths.
I'm funny how, like a clown? [video=youtube;o_ff46b58Hk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk[/video]