My mom just broke her hip

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  1. DaLincolnJones

    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    Thanks oboma? That was green font I hope..

    I see no reason to thank him for Social Security..

    1902

    The first U.S. workmen's compensation law enacted (later declared unconstitutional)

    1915

    Thirty states enacted the first major legislation to require employers to insure their workers against industrial accidents—or workmen's compensation

    1935

    The first federal government health insurance bill introduced in Congress

    1945

    President Harry S. Truman became the first sitting president to officially endorse national health insurance

    1961

    President John F. Kennedy sent a message to Congress recommending health insurance for the elderly under Social Security

    1965

    President Lyndon B. Johnson signed Medicare into law

    1972

    Medicare eligibility extended to people with disabilities and to people with end-stage renal disease (ESRD)

    1976

    HMOs began to be offered as a Medicare option effective with the HMO Act of 1976

    1983

    The diagnosis-related group (DRG) prospective payment system began—soon after, Medicare members could enroll in an HMO or managed care plan

    1997

    The Medicare+Choice program (now known as Medicare Advantage) was enacted

    2003

    President George W. Bush signed the "Medicare Modernization Act" into law

    2006

    The voluntary Part D outpatient prescription drug benefit becomes available to beneficiaries from private drug plans and Medicare Advantage Plans
     
  2. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Mags, I meant to ask how you told your mom we wished her well. I mean, how does that conversation go?

    "Well, mom, Rip City Two say get well soon!"
    "What the hell is Rip City Two?"
    "Oh mom. It's a sports message board. It's the Blazers board. You know, NBA basketball. You know, Go Blazers!?!?!?"
    "Oh, fun."
    "I spend my work days on the forum instead of working for your company."
    "Wait, why are you telling complete strangers about my broken hip? And why are they wishing me well. I don't know them. Again, why you talking about me with random internet strangers?"

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  3. DaLincolnJones

    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    this could end badly for Mags...
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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