Neil can shove his assets up his ***

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by Blazer4ever, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    LOL! That was actually a subtle invitation to start bitching about me. I was just trying to have some fun.
     
  2. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I've been treating Denny as if he's the owner. You mean he's only a worker here? The class system is incredibly complex, and you insinuate that you don't like anything he does. Should I start treating him as well as I do you? Not that I enjoy doing you, but sometimes a man's gotta be a man. Why don't you like him? I like the board myself. Especially myself. Why don't you sneak the cuss word back into the thread title and we'll call it a draw.
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I love Denny! I love everything that he does here. I think sometimes I give him too much of a bad time.

    Aren't you really the secret owner of S2?
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I wonder how many virgins you get for modding the ISIS forum?
     
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  6. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Well, do you see anyone else around here who's not afraid of Denny? Notice how he runs from me?
     
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  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Thread directly related to the Blazers moved to the OT forum......

    I didn't know that Denny was such a company man.
     
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    Merge with the Felton sucks threads and I'll be happy
     
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  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Psst... It's all about the post count. Threads bitching about mods will always get more posts than threads bitching about Olshey.
     
  10. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Why not please both sides? Run the thread simultaneously in both boards. Or, run 2 separate threads with the same title except for the cuss word, putting the politically correct posts onto the main board, and the dirty complainers onto the OT board. For posts posted to the wrong version of the thread, you could appoint a Special Master to pluck out posts and put each into the appropriate version of the thread.

    Denny doesn't believe in bureaucracy, but life is complicated, and if he wants to grow the board, he'll have to add a lot of specialized moderators to audit threads.
     
  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I just remember a discussion when we first became the official forum of the Blazers about censorship..... and I was assured it wouldn't happen.

    Whether I agree with him or not, the OP is upset because of one of his favorite players was cut. It's Blazer related. This shouldn't be in the OT forum.
     
  12. riverman

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    Trader Bob? Is that you?
     
  13. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Do you remember the very serious emotional problems involved with virgins?

    Dealing with a virgin once is enough, God got that part right. Why would anyone want to deal with 72 virgins for the rest of eternity? Talk about a crazy house that would be to live in. With your luck, you would be living with 72 virgin suicide bombers.
     
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    The Blazers old official msg board site was filled with negative thread titles that showed up on the Blazers home page panes highlighted as the newest threads posted...not only did the forum die...the space devoted to msg threads disappeared forever from the Blazers homepage..if we want to remain the official forum for the Blazers...we might not want to put titles like this thread into the headlines of the day inbox on the fanpage. Posts won't show up there, but headlines used to. Blazers Edge is going to love it if we keep it up..
     
  15. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Is there any way that Denny survives this storm? Because we can always dump him onto another team. He lives near the Clippers. Why don't we contact Doc Rivers? Doc Rivers would love to have a new board down there which quotes Doc Rivers all the time.
     
  16. riverman

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    Or 72 virgins with an avg age of 72
     
  17. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes.
     
  18. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I moderate a forum of crazy virgins.
     
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    Being a bouncer for a strip club doesn't count, nor does running a daycare Sly
     
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    Exactly. I think more threads should be terminated for lack of explanation. Not only does he use a curse word in the title, he offers nothing on what he would have done differently.
     

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