Neil Olshi**y's Summer

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    24 hrs away - predict this idiot's move!

    If I were in charge, I'd be making moves to land either Barton or Hezonja.

    However, Olshitty's M.O. is to crush the optimism out of this fanbase, as per usual.

    But for the sake of post padding, what say you, ladies?
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Jun 29, 2018
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    I say it sounds like that time of month for you.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Guys, I found Neil's burner account.
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Jun 29, 2018
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    It's not THIS Summer that's the problem, it's the Summer of 2016. But the players he was targeting then make me glad we don't have money now.
     
    Rastapopoulos, Jun 29, 2018
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    I think this summer in particular would be extremely smart to sit back and wait. Let teams blow their wads and then scoop up someone valuable after the dust clears, like what Memphis did with Tyreke Evans last year. The trade exceptions could be valuable for teams desperate to clear cap space.
     
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    I predict he just won't do anything at all.
     
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    I cannot wait for the first thread posted after LeBron signs with (whoever), because people will complain that Neil did nothing and the Blazers had a chance to sign LeBron.
     
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    Guys, I found Neil's burner account.
     
    Propagandist, Jun 29, 2018
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    Don't threaten me with a good time!
     
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    No, I'M Neil's burner account!!
     
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    How much $ will it take to get either Barton or Hezonja
     
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    Blazers will post a video of Zach Collins working out. There will be reports that he's put on 20lbs of muscle and that he spent a weekend washing Kevin McHale's car.

    Blazers will announce that they've signed a top tier free agent and that free agent is Ed Davis.

    Blazers will quickly pivot to talking about summer league.

    Zach Collins will play the opening game of summer league where he will have 4pts, 3rbs, and 10 fouls.

    Blazers will announce that Collins got a minor knee injury while washing Kevin McHale's car that will require surgery. But good news, they promise he'll be ready by training camp.
     
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    Guys, I found John Canzano’s burner account.
     
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    I don't have the hair or the money for valet parking to pull that off.
     
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    Holy soothsayer!
     
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    I like Hezonja because I think he can be had for cheap. Barton is going to get a good sized deal but even if he doesn't there aren't teams with tons of capspace so there isn't any team that we can unload our contracts to and free up capspace without paying a kings ransom for it, I can't figure out how we can even free up 10m in capspace for Barton.
     
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    Blazers will use the bigger trade exeption with MyLe to bring Kawhi then use the smaller exception to add a PF but unfortunately we have another year of "chief" as small ball power forward
     
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    God we are a fucked up franchise. Literally nothing you said he can even be thought of sarcastic.
     
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    I'm auditioning for Mike Barrett's old role of talking about how much bigger and better everyone looks during training camp.
     
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