*cough* find-a-friend-who-can-order-you-stuff-on-swoosh-at-a-40%-discount *cough* $250 to get that "ASSMASTER" #69 jersey? That's a fucking steal.
My wife is Spanish-Japanese and from SoCal. She knows Mexicans only trim bushes in her yard, not her pants, FAMS!! (That being said, my daughters are possibly too pretty to be mine, so who really knows?)
Proof that they are yours is because they got their good looks from me. Not my fault it skipped your generation.....