New jump man commercial featuring Tayler Swift

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  1. ripcityboy

    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Im not piggybacking on his original statement. Just saying about how I feel being the old Gen X douche I am.
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I'm not old enough to be her father, thus it's okay if I want to bang her.
     
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  3. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    ha ha that's funny. It's all good RCB. I just picked your comment to reply, not insinuating anything, we good. /cheers.

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    VanillaGorilla Well-Known Member

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    This thread went to a weird place.

    Also, I'm 23 so I can want to fuck Taylor Swift without dviss calling me a pedophile, yay!

    Edit: Oh shit, this is my 10,000th post. Not sure how I feel about that..
     
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    High school girls don't look like this...

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  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Ariana Grande, on the other hand, looks 12.

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    I don't think she looks 12 at all. Maybe that's just cause I know she's not though? I dunno. I think this whole conversation is kinda weird anyway, what does it really matter how old someone looks?
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The conversation went the way that it went. There's no stopping that now. Just get on the fucking train.
     
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  9. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    This is silly. There are plenty of 25 year old full grown body women that I would bend the fuck over. Taylor Swift is a pancake ass, flat chested little girl.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Yeah... That pic... It makes me wanna ask her about how her day at camp was...
     
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    They do when they're dressed up for prom.
     
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    I see teenage kids every weekend and lots of times in the evening. I see them in the crowd and at the concession stand. I have teenagers that work the table the game I'm refereeing. Not only is it my job to watch them compete physically, I have to actually look at boys and girls bodies all the time. I have to watch their hips, thighs, knees, and elbows. I referee high school kids all the time. I work for them. Girls and boys. Many of them look 25 or older.
     
  13. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    So, in fifteen years when 55 year old BGD (or whatever age he is) says he would bang 40 year old Taylor, is he still a pedo?

    I doubt she'll have huge juggs unless she buys some.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Do I really have to answer this question?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I just watched the video I hate that fucking song...
     
  16. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    That's your opinion, and honestly, it's kind of bullshit that you insinuate someone a pedo because they find her attractive/wanna bone. You don't know them and how old they are, and even if they were older than you, she's still legal so there is no crime. Your comment about the pedo stuff was bullshit, end of story, not sure why you just wont admit that and move on.
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yeah, I wanna know how anyone wanting to bang a younger girl who is 26 is a pedo. Gross, maybe...not a pedo.

    The Olsen twins are just unattractive so having watched them as toddlers on tv doesn't make any difference. If they were hot I don't know how I would feel.
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    These days, if a man says a little girl with pig tails is adorable, he's a pedo. That's the direction our society is going.
     
  19. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    What the hell are you doing looking at little girls long enough to notice how their hair is styled?

    Damn pedo!
     
  20. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Because pigtails are awesome for girls of all ages.... duh!
     

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