I heard a ridiculous amount of people can be traced back to Genghis Khan on that 23&Me test because he was poking everything he saw and is an ancestor to most of us.
I like simple uniforms, which is why the original uniforms (the red one that Lenny Wilkens is wearing here: https://cdn.nba.net/nba-drupal-prod...17-08/legends-lenny-wilkens.jpg?itok=zwoyAlC3) are among my favorites, but I realize that's probably now way too plain jane. I never got into the red uniforms last year, it was too muted and hard to read the lettering. Plus the tire tracks were hideous. I think a mixture of these two uniforms would've been nice. But the stripes being white would've worked better. Red is their best alternative color, imho.
She probably said she loved your "round thighs", but you were too busy polishing your shoes to fully pay attention to what she said.