Well when you say BJ, do you mean the full thing? Like do I have to blow my load while she is blowing me for it to count as a blow job. Because every time we fuck, I get head, but I don't always finish with head because we start bangin.
Relationship type: Married Mans age/ Womans age: 36/33 -- sounds like a warranty, doesn't it? Heh. How often you get laid per month: Boy. Uh, sometimes 16 times/month. Sometimes once. Sort of depends. You know, is it summer and she's wearing less clothes, are the kids sleeping reasonably well, is there anything on tv, is my thong at the cleaners.... BJ/Sex ratio: Actually, I'm not that big a fan of BJ's. Once or twice a year does me fine, I guess. Afterwards you have that whole, "Geez, I suppose I have to kiss her for that" thing I talked about in the other thread. Post-BJ kissing has always kind of disgusted me. Then I wonder, "When was the last time I showered?" She's never stinky, but I suspect I am. Frankly, the whole thing is just too complex. I'd rather just bone. She seems ok with that too. I got no problem going down on her, though. That's fun as hell. Special circumstances: Frankly, maybe it's just me being married 9 years, but frequency is way overrated. I'd rather have fantastic sex every other month than force a schedule for every third night. Sometimes it's often, sometimes it ain't. The important thing is to have fun. We always seem to.
I go through phases, I suppose. I will have a ton of action going on for a few months with one or more "friends with benfits" and then go through a lull that sees me lonely and with nothing for a few months. Not sure why it works out that way, but it just really does. I don't really "date" girls seriously unless they are super-special, and they obviously feel the same way about me. I am picky about that though. So to average out the statistics based on dry verses rainy periods of sexuality, I will go with: Relationship type: Single, but with prospects. Mans age/ Womans age: I am 26 / Anything from 21- 31. How often you get laid per month: Currently, zero. During good times, about 25....so somewhere between that. Let's say 10. BJ/Sex ratio: Depends on the girl. My last serious girlfriend shied away from it. The last few girls I have been with, however, have been all about it. I would say 1 bj for every full on sexual encounter Special circumstances: Um..... just whenever it arises.. (no pun intended). by the way, you might want to change this to also represent gay relationships. Your template reads, " Mans age/ Womans age". Maybe you should go with "Your age/ Partner's age". Just a thought.
I'll offer this coloring up to anyone else who has been in my current position. Right now, the wife and I are trying to breed another lil' maxiep. It COMPLETELY takes the joy and spontaneity out of sex. She's taking her temperature and graphing it. I'm constantly thinking about having two days of storage, but no more than five. And when it happens, it's forced and mechanical. To increase the chances, certain steps have to be taken and certain positions are encouraged. The wife is stressed and it's not much fun for me either. Hell, I'm expecting a call to come home from work one day this week and I'm almost dreading it. Has anyone else had the same experience? I'll just be relieved when the procreation phase of our relationship is over.
You know at the e-Harmony filtering office, there's a corkboard filled with great answers like this one.
Well then, please keep two hands on the keyboard... If you're in Western NY, I can hardly blame you. I knew one hot girl from Buffalo (Cheektowaga actually) and she left after high school and never went back.
