[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

700 bucks in car repairs today. Replacing all my cylinder coils and spark plugs due to misfiring. FML.

 

Why do you shave your balls? Are you stupid?

 

You trim the balls, shave the base and devil's playpen.

 

Agreed. Never shave teh bawls

 

That sucks bawls.

 

no shit, could have bought my aluminum luggage. oh well. ended up being $780. blah

 

I shave my balls all the time. Never have I ever nicked them. The key is to soak them in hot water for a good 10-15 minutes before using a new razor. The hair grows back really slow too, so its like a once every 2 month type deal.

 

I shave the balls too. Never nicked them. I shave in the shower. use a pre-shave oil, works good.

 

Do you just like stretch out your sack and shave em? lol

I've just never thought it was worth it.

 

Yeah. Pretty easy in the shower. Takes a few times. Shouldn't rush it.

 

Yeah, lather those puppies up with some body wash and mix a little shaving cream in there too. Never go against the grain when shaving. Chicks dig it when you don't have a bunch of ball hair if you plan on getting some dome.

 

I have a girlfriend of two years, she just wants the base and stuff to be shaved lol.

 

Girlfriend of 2 years at 18?

Get out there and explore the world! Or, forever play ball & chain.

 

^This.

 

No thank you. Most girls are pieces of shit.

 

If you can count the number if bitches you've fucked on two hands you're officially the GHEY.

 

J.p. but yeah have some fun.

 

We weren't officially together for about 5 months there. We still hooked up but lets just say I had my fair share of fun during that time. I still like being in a relationship better though. I guess I'm just one of those guys.

 

I feel depressed.

 

Mad dope