[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

i quit smoking weed 4/20. i have done a few hits here and there though. I fucking LOVE getting fucked up but only when I'm out on the town or in vegas. nothing better than being drunk as fuck and hollering at bitches. nothing. I've cut down on drinking too lately. still seems lame.

 

also, i've been more content to stay at home and do nothing, chill on the couch than go out on the town lately. dunno what's up with that, used to always love getting out. but now i'm always too tired or don't want to drive.

 

I met the Milfhunter down in Monterrey. Cool ass dude. Got fucked up at the same bar with him and a couple pornstars on the boardwalk.

Come to find out he killed recently by an infected starfish.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=35024902905

He was filming a scene for the new movie, "The Great Burry Her Queef". lol

lol its all a joke.

 

haha. yeah right.

he came over an infected brown starfish.....

 

its been 6 months since I've felt good enough to go out. Last night I went out and drank a few pitchers and watched the Blazers get fucked up. I got burnt out of clubs about a year into being 21. There's always exceptions though.

 

clubs are lame unless you're running the fucking cluuuuubbbbbbbb.

 

lol, are you one of those cool guy promoters?

Speaking of lame.

 

I actually hate clubs. but on special occasions or if its like a bachelor party and everyone is getting crazy and pulling bitches, its a fun time. regular days where you're just lost in a sea of people sucks.

 

I just got my own jizz on my chin.

 

Ron Jeremy Levelz?

 

You think you're cool bro?

 

its semen.













.....









animal semen!

 

I've pulled more bitches from regular bars. Living in Vancouver, if I go to downtown Portland it usually a big clusterfuck and I have to take a taxi home because I'm too drunk.

 

I just sharted my pants.

 

setting up a tumblr. anyone use?

 

Tumblr is pretty awesome. Its like twitter but longer posts.....

got it integrated with teh tweeters.

http://www.xericx.com/

 

Um, no? It was quite disgusting, actually.

 

I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

 

thinking of getting the new macbook air. I just bought a macbook last year but its kind of falling apart.

 

MacBook Air?

Netbook with Google Chrome OS? (later this month)

Ipad?

which to get?