[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Swedish House Mafia - The KINGS of House!!!!!!!!!


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going to a Kim Kardashian party tonight. wonder if she'll actually be there...supposed to be pretty good.

 

so my friend went to a strip club for happy hour. called me earlier and said a stripper wanted to do coke. Just got another call that the stripper is coming over to his place to do some blow.

that sounds fun actually. fuck. and I'm watching Portlandia at home.

 

last night:

 

I've got to get into sumthin.

 

Dang man. You're doin sum big thangs!

 

i need to get into more hollywood shit. fuck there were so many young hot bitches at that party last night.

 

fuck i want to bang coked out strippers.

 

Go to his house. Knock on his door. When he answers, say, "I'm here for the gangbang". He lets you in, you do some blow and voila, your banging a stripper and picking up gonorea or something.

Seriously though. I don't understand the infatuation with strippers. When I was 20 I banged a stripper (she went to high school with me, so it doesn't really count) and I felt guilty about it afterwards because it was too easy. Too many daddy problems. Then again its easy for me to say now, because as I'm typing this I'm not looking to get my rocks off.

 

it just sounds funny.

 

I'm watching Showgirls. yay.

 

Jessie Spano was my least favorite SBTB girl.

 

I'm so excited.....

 

Ronan Free.

 

I remmeber the Dunk contest when Vince Carter was tearing shit up and everyone thought he would be the shit..that was kind of his peak. wonder if Blake Griffin will be the same.

 

NOBODY CARES ABOUT BASKETBALL.

 

Fuck soccker. gay ass cocksucker sports (at least in amurrica)

 

Planning to go to Spain this summer.

Madrid-Barcelona-Ibiza

going to go to Pacha on Acid!


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Same bro.