[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

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  1. Blazer Freak

    Blazer Freak Superstar in the Making

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    I'm thinking we should play a little game in this thread to wake it up a little.

    Let's try to create a list (with pictures of course) of girls on a 1-10 scale. No deformities, or she-males, atleast not purposely, lets just go simple, beautiful (or ugly) women.

    Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you 1/10:

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I think the "Scales" thing for women is kind of destructive, personally. I do it sometimes, but hmm....kind of outgrew it, really hurts your game. The thing is, in a bar, even talking to the "1's" is better than not talking to anyone at all.

    I banged a 6.5 this weekend though. no pic.
     
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    No doubt it is. Basing who you're going to sleep with off of being "at least a 5/10" or something is retarded. If anything for me it's a 0 or 1, either I wouldn't sleep with her or I would. I just figured this would be an interesting little game to play and see where people's standards are at.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    poast some chicks and we can rate them.

    I was talking to my buddies about this the other day....how picky are you? What is the lowest "#" you would bang?

    I have pretty low standards. I actually llike girls that have something "wrong/off" about them. Girls that look too perfect...dunno, don't interest me.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I also like older chicks than younger chicks. Younger chicks are fucking stupid.
     
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Coworker told me that we all might be shitcanned soon with no severance. wtf. I'll be fucking pissed if that happend. working on other shit...but fuck, I don't want to get another job. Interviewing, training, all the bullshit. fuck.
     
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    I'd say I'm fairly picky when it comes to girls I'd actually sleep with, but if it's simply hooking up/making out, I'm not super picky. Obviously I'm not going to make out with something like the beast I posted above, but, and depending on how intoxicated I am, I'm not going to turn away a decent looking chick (6+).

    As for lowest number I'd bang, it probably be 6 or above. Mostly because a whole lotta shit can go wrong with sex, and truthfully, I don't the commitment that potentially a kid could bring. And yes I realize I just said what I posted above as being "retarded" but it's for the sake of the conversation. Haha
     
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    And I am in agreement with older chicks. Honestly, I think they are easier to pick up too. Not necessarily talking Milfs, but mid-20's or so.
     
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    It sucks in Portland b/c its a small city and word gets around. People know people, etc. Not that bad of a problem here in LA.

    Its crazy, even when I go to vegas with my portland friends, they meet other people in Portland and everyone is in each other's biz.
     
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    Yeah, I've lived in the Portland area my entire life, it has pretty much just become something I've gotten used to. Now that I think about it, I guess that's why I enjoy vacationing to places like California and such, because people just leave you to be on your own, and deal with your own issues/business.
     
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    Still trying to figure out why, but I suddenly got the itch to start posting here again today. We'll see how long it lasts! :lol:
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    it comes and goes. its a good place to throw shit that wouldn't make sense for having its own thread.
     
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    The girl in the picture posted by Blazer Freak is scary!!!!!
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    50 Cent is set to release his line of men cosmetic makeup products. G-U-NOT!

    El Prez, I'm pretty sure you have the inside track on this, makeup for men, is this the new trendy/metro thing? :lol:
     
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    Not really. kind of a fringe crowd.
     
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    lmao.

    While we're on the topic I had an interesting quandry last weekend in South Lake Tahoe. This chick I met in a club was basically asking for it but she was very borderline. As the saying goes, she was a 15- because in blackjack you don't know if you'd hit it. I was leaning toward no but a few friends said definitely hit it (they have low standards though), and one friend said definitively do not hit (overly high standards though). Ultimately didn't hit it in hopes I could find something a little better that night or the next. Got nothing though LOL. I wouldn't say she was fat but definitely had some meat on them bones. I like thick women but there's a very fine line and I think she was a little over it. And I was pretty drunk so I assume what I see is better than what I would wake up seeing LOL.

    In retrospect I probably would have regretted it... but it woulda been nice to bust one out over the weekend too.

    Older women are definitely more forward and less bullshitty for the most part. In my experience, however, it seems like I shit on my chances by telling them that I'm 21. 21 makes you too young but 23 is adequate? Classic women logic for you. Gotta start lying more.
     
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    you don't ever need to lie. brutal honesty will set you free. :cheers:
     
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    and if its borderline, always hit that shit yo. you'll regret it when you're my age passing up all that available pussy because of some stupid fucking standard in your brain that doesn't exist.

    just don't wifey up ugly chicks.
     
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    this is so wrong yet funny

    [video=youtube;fe-MHkUwtFk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     

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