[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

waking up early on a saturday is pretty cool

 

Whats a good wine a cougar would like? I don't know shit about wine

 

depends on the dinner, but id just get an expensive bottle of tequilla, cougs love that shit, makes them feel 21 again

 

I know fuck all about wine.

There's a go to brand, I forgot which one. I think its about 30 bucks a bottle. fuck, i'll try to remember.

 

get some shit with a picture of a shoe or a fucking banjo on it, she will think you are hip and blow you

 

She's got hard A at her place. But, she gets wet with good wine. Last time I got her some Shiraz that my sister recommended.

 

She's got an oral fetish. Blowjobs are pre-requisite. This is kinky pornstar sex every time. I had to watch a lot of porn this week to get new ideas

 

my secret is to order the 3rd cheapest wine. :MARIS61:

 

i think it might have been this. not sure.

http://www.wine.com/V6/Clos-du-Bois-Chardonnay-2010/wine/114032/detail.aspx

 

I got her some stuff called Anthropology. The lady working at the store recommended it. Fuck I dunno. Oh welll.

 

damn, son, she trying to wifey up?

 

Not really. She's just a damn good lay. To top it off she's smokin hot. We haven't even hung out in a public place. We hang out on the weekend and our nights consist of all night sexcapades. Her sex drive is through the roof. She says she masterbates 3 times a day. You should see some of the pics she sends me randomly. Holy shit! I told her I show my friends the pics she sends and she smiled and said its a turn on.

First time with her was last weekend. I had a shit eating grin on my face for a couple days afterwards.

 

enjoy the ride! My buddy was like that too at first, but I think he started dating her. He ended up moving out of town though so I don't know what's up now.

 

this is the wine: http://www.santamargherita.us/wine/pinot-grigio

 

Thanks. How much does it go for?

She was happy with the stuff I got her. She wants to do Molly with me next weekend. uh oh.

 

20-30 bucks i think?

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/26/deadmau5--madonna-molly-ultra-_n_1379437.html

 

I've never done it. Only ecstacy back in my younger daze

 

I don't fuck with that shit. I'm going to lay off the yay as well.

last time I did it, I could hear my heart and it freaked the shit out of me.

 

I rarely do yay. A couple of my friends are big into it though. I always feel like shit afterwards. Not worth it.