[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

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Riverside, where even Subway has bars on their windows.

 

...so anyways, one of my friends is taking a photography class. has to shoot a person using lighting and perspective. he couldn't find anyone to do it so he put an ad on craigslist...he's at some motel right now in the Valley shooting this chick... apparently her boyfriend is there supervising. sounds shady, wonder if they'll jack him.

he probably should have gone with the hipster model girl who is cool with artistic nudes.

 

...and what was the outcome of this?!

 

They went back to his place. I dont know havent spoken. He just said "what they say about these chicks is true"



hoop fam

 

Apparently he got a month in prison for that...

 

ok, finally talked to my friend. kind of strange. anyway, after the photo shoot, her, her boyfriend and my friend went back to his place to drink and do some blow. the porn star got all naked or something but the boyfriend was there....again...

she kept on talking about getting her friend there and watching my friend fuck her while she fucked her boyfriend...but for some reason it didn't happen...i think my friend and the boyfriend probably didn't get along..who knows.

he's gone to her place but every time the boyfriend is there and my friend said he's "jealous" or controlling or something like that.

its a whole seedy underbelly in that scene. i've been around these types of people in the past and its shady as fuck.

 

some girl was toungefucking the inside of my ear the other night. I ran out of q-tips like 2 weeks ago. :gross:

 

I still want a japanese style toilet at my place. the ones that shoot water up your ass.

 

I'm really disappointed in my friend that he still hasn't banged her. He always uses the girl's boyfriend as an excuse, but shit...he was telling me she was hitting him up on the side. I'm chalking this up to: no game.

 

swoop bro

 

Eh..she lives in the valley. I dont date 818.

hoop fam

 

looking at beach cruisers...want one for the weekend. might get a low rider.

 

An old Marine Pilot sat down at
the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a
cup of coffee.



As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the pilot and asked,


Are you a real pilot?




He replied, 'Well, I've spent my
whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...
flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict,
Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given
rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?



She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I
spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in
the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems
everything makes me think of naked women.'



The two sat sipping in silence.



A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old
pilot and asked:


"Are you a real pilot?"



He replied, 'I always thought I
was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

 

Can we get rid of these religion threads in the OT?

Create a subforum or something, because it's all just trifling.

I'm a Christian, and I'd usually defend Christianity, but this shit is just reaching trollish levels.

 

Boohoo

 

So, how would you tell a girl no when asked for your home address without sounding like a snobby asshole?

 

"why, are you planning on stalking me?"