[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

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  1. AgentDrazenPetrovic

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    Re: Stupid Random Thoughts- The Thread

    went to dinner with my buddy and his sister and her friends tonight. the girls were all freshman in college....fuck, they looked like fucking 6th graders..that was creepy and disturbing.
     
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    Re: Stupid Random Thoughts- The Thread

    i'm gonna try this, this weekend in vegas.....

    when i'm talking to a girl at a club and I'm vibing I'm going to mention about how weird it is that you can get the internet anywhere....and how its weird that people check their facebook and myspace...i'll only mention that briefly. later i'll mention i have my laptop and connect card in my room. the thing is, you can bring a girl up to the room, but the line "do you want to come back to my room" doesn't work because it makes her feel like a slut...so you have to make up some excuse that justifies this without having her feel slutty.

    "yeah, you should check out my computer in my room".

    acutally got that advice last time i was there from a cabbie...it made sense..you have to entice them to go somewhere else with the guise that sex is the secondary reason....it makes them feel less slutty to do so and therefore their guard is lowered and they are more amicable.

    doubt it will play out like this, but i'll try it out.

    indirect intentions seem like a good tool to use
     
    AgentDrazenPetrovic, Mar 20, 2009
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    either that or I'll just give her booze and grope her, making sure to take her away from her cockblocking friend as fast as possible.
     
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    Re: Stupid Random Thoughts- The Thread

    "You should come check out the computer in my room. I got the latest World Of Warcraft patch, so I have the new flying mount. Seriously. It's great. Breathes fire and shit."

    I mean, give her some reason to care. Why else would she wanna see your computer?
     
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    i got this new headset for my laptop to use skype..seems REALLY flimsy....headcandy is the brand. hope it don't break
     
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    Hmm..that's pretty money. build intrigue about Wow..then tell her that they have a vegas casino in the game, hidden. she should check it out....turn on the computer, let her play with it..then when she realizes I don't even have the game there, she turns around and BLAMMO, pow, right in the kisser!
     
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    girls are so fucking stupid sometimes. in college i convinced a chick that some guy in our lab was a porn star, so she came over and I put on some porn....
     
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    boom goes the dynamite.
     
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    just wondering...what folder do you hide your porn under? I put it under "Business and Work", then "Powerpoint Presentations" folder.
     
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    here's a weird dilemma...i'm flying tomorrow night for the weekend, but the hair product (its called GREASE) that I like using comes in a 4oz container. Should i buy a smaller container? I bought some pomade today but it just isn't the same. I have to have the greasy do...otherwise my mojo won't be working.
     
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    one more bowl then bed....
     
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    i still need to cop a medical marijuana card.
     
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    word i heard they are really easy to get in cali
     
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    Re: Stupid Random Thoughts- The Thread

    Just put it all on your hair, and bring the empty jar. After you pass through security you can wipe the excess off and put it back in the jar. There's no rule against having more than 3 oz of goop on your head. You just can't have it in the jar.

    Don't try this with your toothpaste, though.

    barfo
     
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    that's an interesting solution. just have a glob of shit in my hair...only problem is, this is extremely difficult to get out of the hair, even takes two shampoos worth. I'm flying US Airways so you never know where i might be landing :(

    they discontinued it so I bought a case of the shit a few months back. might get more, i think i can buy travel sizes from ebay.


    Its my "sponge" (for you seinfeld fans).
     
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    ok, instead of working for the past 3 hours, I spent it surfing the net talking about message board politics, updating my facebook and opening the shit I got from amazon today (headset, 320GB Passport hard drive and some HDV tapes for a sony camcorder that I have to take to mexico to shoot some footage).
     
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    I have several hours of work I need to finish. i guess i'll just do it tomorrow AM or Sunday night. bleh.
     
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    I really wish Grado made closed headphones.
     
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    haha..looking through flickr, here's a pic of two dudes at a club (Rain at palms) wearing the exact same shit.

    [​IMG]
     
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    "Fap Fap"

    http://www.provantage.com/plantronics-67004-01~7PLAC01W.htm
     
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