[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Looking forward to Mission Impossible 5.

https://www.facebook.com/missionimpossiblemovie?fref=nf

Looks awesome.

 

My buddy came through with free tix to Elite 8 Wisconsin vs Arizona. Not sure if I'll go, its in a suite. Thinking bro'ing out at the beach might be better.

 

Hmm. I can rock my Damon Stoudamire Raptors jersey for that.

 

Improve your bat!

http://www.batrolling4u.com/?gclid=CLuYpKCdysQCFY9gfgodlCoAwA

 

whatup crackaz.

 

Madonna sexually assaulted Drake at Coachella. Could you imagine if some 50 year old dude forced himself on a young popular starlet? Fucking double standard bro.

 

I don't know what it is, but the last few months I've been in a trance like state. Its hard to describe, but its like I'm watching life in the 3rd person.

Need to snap the fuck out of it.

 

Watch "Enter the Void". It will solve all of your problems.

 

I think winter time fucks me up, even though it's hot here, not as fun as spring and summer

 

I don't know what it is, but european women always smell like roses. wonder if that's their natural body odor.

 

I ate 1/4 of a watermelon for dinner tonight.

 

blueberries and watermelon, son. FUCK!

 

I'm seeing this Lebanese chick I met on my route. Any words for the wise on the middle eastern broads? Not to get too emo, but I can see a future with this little dime.

 

no experience with middle eastern chicks from me. just proceed as usual i guess.

 

oh, I mean, unbutton your silk shirt, grow a shitload of chest hair, wear gold, drakkar noir and 5 year old benz-o

 

what are you crackaz eating for dinner? I've been cooking tilaipa. trying to eat home more. putting in salads and with brown rice.

 

still a coug or are you over? I'm kinda over the cougs tbh.

i was seeing 2 girls but both fizzled out when I went to europe for 2 weeks lol

 

check, check and check.

All I need to do is learn some break dance moves