[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

I don't touch clear booze...bad tequila flashbacks you don't want to hear about

 

Drinking booze kind of gives me a little focus, makes me less uptight and second guessing. Sometimes I hear about people who get focus when they quit the booze, but honestly, I think it's the opposite of me.

 

It's in my blood...goes back hundreds of years...I come from a long line of Irish pub owners and sailors. I don't guzzle...I sip and chase with water back.

 

That's what I'm doing. Not blackout drunk, but I have a fun buzz going on.

 

quality vs quantity is my theory..I hate feeling drunk ...I always think of it as a slow cruise instead of a high speed chase..enjoy the ride

 

I love being wasted.

 

It's "Bulleit".

Just sayin'..... FAMS!

 

Laissez les bons temps rouler

 

I witnessed a blond white girl and a black girl making out yesterday at the bar (only got the end of it but they were petting the kitty over their jeans), this is my new threesome goal.

 

I'm back in bidness with this lebanese girl I met on my route. She's only lived here for 11 years and her accent is pretty thick. I have hard time understanding what she says sometimes.

Its kinda daunting dating a girl from a different culture. Its like your always questioning yourself about shit, like maybe they don't do it that way in that culture. Yadda yadda.

Anyways, I go out to meet her and her friends at the Doug Fir Lounge which is a pretty formal place and her friends are all dressed to the nines, in Armani and shit, I show up in shorts and a T-Shirt. It was pretty funny.

I wanna ride this out as long as I can. Maybe into the future. She's hot and cool as fuck.

 

ZAGS IS WIFEYING UP!

 

I'm getting old. Need to move on with the next chapter, brah.

 

That Finding Bigfoot show was in my area for tonight's episode, and a dude I went to high school with was one of the witnesses.

 

Ha-ha, my grandpa was on a Bigfoot show on the Discovery channel a few years back. He lived up in Alaska and says he knows what he saw....

 

My grandma maintains she saw Bigfoot get into a station wagon and drive off when she was younger...

 

Racism is still here but I just saw on ESPN that some white kid is projected to be the first pick in their draft.

If we were that racist we'd watch hockey but we don't.