[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

dunno. i like thick girls brah.

 

I like chicks with big asses myself. But having a small indian chick jumping on your junk was a good time

 

honestly scared of the curry smell brah

 

This bitchy lady at the register rings me up wrong (cheaper not more expensive) and I point it out to her by saying "this can't be right", and she immediately cops an attitude with me so I tell her "you know I could have just hit yes and gotten out of here".

 

If I ever open up a gourmet Burger restaurant I'm going to name one of the burgers "The Sloppy Hasselhoff". The description will read "This burger's a mess! Pairs well with an *insert beer here*. Followed by the list of ingredients."

 

I've noticed a new trend among FOBs (fresh off the boats) where they say "shit" colloquially. I have to come up with a good theory on this, but I think its a way for them to try to be edgy/western while still being a fucking fob.

 

I went to the Mariners/Red Sox game yesterday at Safeco Field. I'm sitting on the third base side but close to home plate, like maybe 30 rows back. Honestly, it's the best baseball seats I have ever had. There are many, many red sox fans at the game, and particularly in our section behind the Red Sox dugout. The Red Sox chants seem much louder than any M's chants. David Price is on his game and pretty much single handedly shutting down the M's. The bottom of the 8th starts and the M's are down 4-0. A few hits later the score is 4-2. Cano is up to the plate and it is a 1-2 count with 1 out. This one particularly boisterous Red Sox fan two seats in front of me yells "Hey Cano! My daughter has a better swing than you!!!" Not even a half second later Cano delivers a 3 run home run to put the M's up 5-4. All the Red Sox fans in the section glare at the Red Sox fan. All the M's fans are busting up laughing and the guy behind me yells "Your daughter must have an amazing swing!" It was actually the funniest thing I have ever seen at a baseball game ... even the people who are with Mr. Red Sox fan were glaring at him, including possibly someone who was his actual daughter. I wish I could have gotten it on video. It surely would have gone viral.

 

Tits out for Harambe

 

Went to Gen Con this weekend and got my nerd Street Cred card. Saw lots of cosplay.

 

So I was drinking yesterday and this girl's alarm on her watch goes off at 5pm.

She takes out her birth control pills and downs it with some beer right in the middle of everyone.

Wifey material.

 

did production for eaux claires music festival a few weeks ago in wisconsin.

cheese curds were aight.

 

Went to a party last night. Saw a blind black dude walk through.

Didn't realize it was Stevie Fucking Wonder and he did a quick happy birthday song live.

 

got this add on bidet at home yo.


clean booty-o's.

 

Wtf?

 

LA CROIX CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/steven-avery-making-murderer-shows-190154195.html

Chick has a brain tumor, look at her eyes. That or she is just batshit crazy.

 

Sports World Problems

http://deadspin.com/ghanaian-coach-believes-country-is-failing-at-soccer-be-1787444215

 

Seriously, WTF...