[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

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  1. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? What happens if you get scared to death twice? p04s175y.jpg
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    What has hotter women during the day walking around, N. Missisipi or Hawthorne?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    At the top of my neighborhood is a small rocky mountain peak that 4wd morons love to climb in their trucks. We're coming home from Winco and I see what looks like a rolled on it's side vehicle.

    Drive up and sure enough it is a newer Ford Raptor pickup on it's passenger side. I asked the guy's girlfriend if they needed any help or had cell service, she said they were fine and we drove off laughing. Hahahaha dumbass, good luck with your insurance.

    He better get help getting it back on the wheels and driving it somewhere and faking an accident his insurance will cover. The problem is that it's wheels are up against a 5 feet high ledge so you can't just flip it back over.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    If you look just left of the middle of the screen just above the roof you'll see the truck. The fire dept showed up so...

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Those are houses.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    See the first painted house on the right. To the left just at the peak of another unfinished green roof you'll see a white ford raptor with a sunroof. Gotta zoom in, the pic was from my upstairs bathroom window.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Why weren't you at the race today?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I was in Portland over the weekend. Decided to log into tinder, the girls in Portland are significantly less attractive than in LA. And its a pretty big jump in quality.
     
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    Mississippi easily. I lived on Mississippi for a year, delivered on Hawthorne for a couple years. Best looking women in town hang on the Miss.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah, i went to Tasty and Sons for lunch on Friday, lot of beezys up in the heezy.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    went to Casa Diablo for the first time. Kind of a weird vibe, like all the dancers are man hating lesbos.
     
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    Was this a Bonnie Raitt show?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Hey asshole, it was an alibi letter in case someone saw what I did that day. I think the coast is clear.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I was worried someone got mine. Had to respond accordingly. Sorry for being a liar.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Lol. Did you have anything to do with the truck rolling over?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nope....unless I have mind control powers. This guy wasn't a specific target but in general I wish them all to roll their stupid trucks.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Cherry Blossoms blooming is wack as fuck.
     
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    going to NYC in July. Thinking of doing the Kramer Reality tour. haha
     
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