Nurkic is a Blazer!!

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  1. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    No, nor, NO!

    That should be:

    :smiley-peace: I Am Almost Not A Crook!!! :smiley-peace:

    BNM
     
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    Then when you've found out you're traded you can claim you never bought that Land Rover and your acct has been hacked....won't have to move it to Denver
     
  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Depends on your credit limit. And then you have to deal with paying off your balance before you get hit with their usurious interest rates. Seems like a hassle to deal with when you're on the road half the time. Much easier to just walk into a dealership, pay with a check and drive your new ride home. You leave the dealership and your done.

    I paid for my last two vehicles with a personal check on the spot. Got a better deal too, since the dealership didn't have to pay the credit card company's processing fee (usually in the 2 - 3% range).

    BNM
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Juicy Nerfkirk!
     
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    Man, your diggin now. HAHA
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    From now on, I'm only referring to him as The Nurk.

    I hope someday I'm able to say, "What bullshit--The Nurk should have won that MVP award."
     
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    If you want to give him a nickname....it needs to end with "itch"
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hope when he jams the ball down, Wheels can go "OOOOH, That was NURRRRKSTY"
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    Let's not be crass. Portland's better than that.
     
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    pronounce his name and tell me that isn't already how it sounds? besides..why not be crass?
    nerk itch......Nurkic
     
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    "If it weren't for that shot from Dame!!!
    I must say Min,....Lillard time looks to be back and more precise than a Rolex!!!!"
     
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    That would be the conversation that would make me a very happy fan. lol.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    The only issue I have with this trade is that Plumlee was probably our best center since Sabas?.....and he has been 100% healthy.

    I like Nurkic, though, and we get another 1st.
     
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    Nurkic is only 22. I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised and will come to see him as our best Center since Sabas.

    Edit: IF THE BLAZERS HIRE A QUALITY BIG MAN COACH FOR F's SAKE!!!!!!
     
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    Damn, we've had some shitty centers since Sabas.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    It would have been even better if we'd have gotten the other one - jok itch.

    BNM
     
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    not a Hashim Thabeet or Jared Jeffries fan?
     
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    Or broken ones.
     
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    If he ends up playing like Fabio, my nickname for him is gonna be Nurk herder
     
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