Official 2017-18 Blazers Limerick Thread

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  1. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    The season is about to start all new,
    Of bench players we have one too few,
    But with Patty and Jakey,
    And assistant coach Blakey,
    We’ll play most our crew,
    And on the bench the butter will stew.
     
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  2. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    You all are fucking crazy!!!!
    pouring rhymes likes its turkey gravy!!!!
    but what you don't get
    Is that it's just a ball and net!!!
    And Meyers says to the critics.... YOU CANT PHASE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    -Ace- Mostly lurking

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    CJ is best with the rock,
    And so is Nurkic down on the block.
    Harkless jams it a lot,
    Aminu's D bothers shots,
    Until it's Dame Time up on the clock
     
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  4. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    CJ was suspended they say
    A preseason bench leaving play
    Stotts wasn't shocked
    But CJ was rocked
    And Chief responded with "Gaygay gay."
     
  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Zangief crush Blanka and Ryu
    M Bison he put in borscht stew
    Dhalsim and Chun-Li
    Dead can't you see
    He also play basketball too
     
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  6. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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  7. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Game 1:

    No Vonleh no Collins no CJ
    A young Suns team we're playing away
    We win by near fifty
    We all feel real nifty
    (Meyers with the -1 boxscore play)
     
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  8. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    There once was a Nurk from Nantucket
    Who knocked down bucket after bucket
    He said with a grin
    Wiping sweat from his chin
    Happy summer to every Nugget
     
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