Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    They sleep, left for dead
    Experts say a team to dread
    Dame leads, team believes
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 16, 2016
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    Over paid for roster
    Negative negative whine
    Soccer moms unite
     
    rasheedfan2005, Oct 16, 2016
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Big, mean, Draymond Green
    Kicked Steve Adams in da nuts
    Watch out Plums, beware!
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    listen for a swish
    an onomatopoeia
    like clank but better
     
    3RA1N1AC, Oct 16, 2016
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    I watch in silence
    His hair has a mind of it's own
    Dunk the ball Meyers
     
    riverman, Oct 16, 2016
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Meyers help us please
    Don't shake n jive on Youtube
    Go take taekwondo
     
    Dougnsalem, Oct 16, 2016
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    Flowing in the wind
    Like gold locks of heros past
    The hair of the gods
     
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    A legend is born
    Swish3s abound lobs and dunks
    Meyers the hero
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    A haiku to the average ripcity2 user

    It's just preseason
    You're already complaining
    Just chill the fuck out
     
    SIeepwalker, Oct 17, 2016
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    I don't get the hype
    Meyers has always been trash
    And now his hair sucks
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    It is ironic
    Haiku 'bout not complaining
    And then I complain
     
    SIeepwalker, Oct 17, 2016
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Moe: ready to start.
    Vonleh: PFOTF
    Still need a center.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Oct 17, 2016
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    so, these parade things?
    1977?
    please, one while i live!
     
    3RA1N1AC, Oct 17, 2016
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    Dougnsalem, Oct 17, 2016
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I love this forum.
    Last year Sly got us a suite.
    This year, skyboxes.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Oct 17, 2016
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    Festus Ezeli,
    "Get that weak shit out of here!
    Soon they will fear us!"
     
    riverman, Oct 17, 2016
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Seasons come and go,
    Yet one thing remains unchanged,
    Blazermania!
     
    e_blazer, Oct 17, 2016
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Dame is Sub Zero
    Napier is the Joker
    CJ is the Flash
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Watch Meyers pump fake
    It's not fooling anyone
    Shoot the freaking ball
     
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    Plumlee in the key
    That is all right with me, G
    T rex arms, sexy!
     
    rasheedfan2005, Oct 18, 2016
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