Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey "Bug Man flies in for the verbal DUNK IN YO FACE!"

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    I cant believe it!
    I have finally got this
    Do I win a prize??????
     
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  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Less arguments please
    More strange and funny posts like
    Jlprk
     
  3. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Typical Homer
    Trying to enjoy the sport
    Amongst the bashers
     
  4. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Truth be told RM
    I've been known to bash Meyers'
    Julie Andrews hair
     
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  5. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Bellingham vampires
    Afraid of the daylight hours
    Post only at night
     
  6. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Trade deadline approaches
    Fez Hammersticks is not swayed
    Steve Blake rejoins team
     
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  7. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    Election Day comes
    Two weeks into the season.
    Trump done; Mags returns.
     
  8. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Terry, Jerome, Buck,
    Clyde, and Duck by one name known,
    Dame and who else now?
     
  9. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    CJ fits the bill
    Chief, Moe, Noah...and of course
    Don't forget "Meh-van"
     
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  10. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I would have added,
    CJ but the syllables,
    Wouldn't seem to work.
     
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  11. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    Don't make excuses.
    Dame wouldn't stand for that crap.
    Nor should you, I think.
    :ghoti:
     
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  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Y'all are amateurs.
    I've been Haikuing longer
    Than I've been Wooking.
     
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  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    FTFY
     
  14. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Take a haiku in
    The woods with hairy Wookee.
    Yikes! Truly scary.
     
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  15. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Coors Light Coors Light Coors
    Light Coors Light Coors Light Coors Light
    Coors Light Coors Light Coors
     
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  16. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I started Haiku
    on a regular basis
    on OregonLive
     
  17. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    On OregonLive?
    You say that like it's something
    You're almost proud of.
     
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  18. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Ah......Oregon Live
    Daily fights with Cup and Jet
    Poor Lanny is stuck
     
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    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    Sure, you wrote haikus.
    I often used limericks.
    Rhyming is tougher.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Mixum files lawsuit
    Trial of the Century
    Nancy Grace loves Sly!
     
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