1. Facebook is ending the API our forum software uses to link/login via facebook. If you do not log in using Facebook, you are fine. Otherwise, you will need to convert your account to a regular SportsTwo one. See this thread: http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/facebook-logins-will-stop-working-on-april-12.328239/

Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by mook, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. KingSpeed

    KingSpeed Veteran

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2008
    Messages:
    52,195
    Likes Received:
    12,576
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    actor
    Location:
    New York
    Bravo
     
  2. mook

    mook Zach Collins will be the starting PF by Nov 20th

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    7,373
    Likes Received:
    1,571
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Buy a recipe binder at CookbookPeople.com
    Location:
    Jolly Olde England
    It's not Oregon
    Oakland or even Ogden.
    O is for Olé.
     
    PtldPlatypus likes this.
  3. Rastapopoulos

    Rastapopoulos Antifa Super Soldier

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2008
    Messages:
    23,504
    Likes Received:
    7,932
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Luis Montero
    We fucked up - you were our heart
    and soul please come back
     
    Chris Craig likes this.
  4. mook

    mook Zach Collins will be the starting PF by Nov 20th

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    7,373
    Likes Received:
    1,571
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Buy a recipe binder at CookbookPeople.com
    Location:
    Jolly Olde England
    Yugo Nurganich
    Holy shit! Boards! Screens! Posts! Mean!
    What's his name again?
     
    3RA1N1AC likes this.
  5. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    34,349
    Likes Received:
    10,746
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Dames mad Plumlee's gone
    He refuses to play D
    This is what you get
     
  6. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    5,841
    Likes Received:
    4,668
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I'm no tankist but
    Getting our asses kicked by
    Steph teaches us zilch
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    34,349
    Likes Received:
    10,746
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Blazers trade for Nurkic
    We now have an inside force
    Stotts views Sabas film
     
  8. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2008
    Messages:
    20,267
    Likes Received:
    4,195
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Blazers win a game
    Half the forum grits their teeth
    That's not how you tank!
     
  9. B-Roy

    B-Roy Blazer Fan

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2008
    Messages:
    16,595
    Likes Received:
    4,842
    Trophy Points:
    113
    That Meyers Leonard
    Is a big walking doofus
    Can't even make a shot
     
  10. mook

    mook Zach Collins will be the starting PF by Nov 20th

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    7,373
    Likes Received:
    1,571
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Buy a recipe binder at CookbookPeople.com
    Location:
    Jolly Olde England
    I would give Nurkic
    Standing felatio now
    I mean I'm straight though
     
    Chris Craig likes this.
  11. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2009
    Messages:
    26,929
    Likes Received:
    4,808
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired, while you work!
    Irrefutably
    Buckminsterfullerene
    jlprk
     
    Chris Craig and Stevenson like this.
  12. roroyo

    roroyo Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2017
    Messages:
    132
    Likes Received:
    139
    Trophy Points:
    43
    Why the fuck we keep
    Jake the Snake in cold cellar
    It's not very smart
     
  13. theprunetang

    theprunetang Project Pat with 20+ mpg

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    6,840
    Likes Received:
    10,180
    Trophy Points:
    113
    ball passes smoothly
    from one man to the next man
    -the Beast on the block
     
  14. Stevenson

    Stevenson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2008
    Messages:
    2,184
    Likes Received:
    1,276
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Are we the only ones who know what a Buckminsterfullerene is?
     
  15. Stevenson

    Stevenson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2008
    Messages:
    2,184
    Likes Received:
    1,276
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Dwight declined the offer
    Chandler Parsons in Memphis
    Neil Olshay moping.
     
  16. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy Circling the bowl.....

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2015
    Messages:
    3,103
    Likes Received:
    5,029
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
     
    Chris Craig likes this.
  17. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2015
    Messages:
    15,391
    Likes Received:
    12,899
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Jake is perfect for
    putting lotion in basket
    waiting for his turn
     
    Shaboid likes this.
  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2015
    Messages:
    15,391
    Likes Received:
    12,899
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Nurkic, Bosnian Beast
    roll to the paint with intent
    fuck those five fouls man
     
  19. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2009
    Messages:
    26,929
    Likes Received:
    4,808
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired, while you work!
    I was walking around U. of Cal. at Riverside one day and saw a list of daily events. He'd be in one of the big lecture halls in an hour. I knew of his fame only from mentions in Newsweek, knew nothing about him, but could not forget the odd Buckminister name. So I went and watched him get interviewed and answer questions.

    That was the same campus where one day I was walking around and chanced upon the Student Marxist Club throwing carrots at Strom Thurmond while he spoke at a podium. But that's another story. (He was quite annoyed.)
     
  20. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    5,841
    Likes Received:
    4,668
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Jlprk
    Does not get haiku concept
    Way too many words
     
    Chris Craig and PtldPlatypus like this.

Share This Page