Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. KingSpeed

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  2. mook

    mook Let's go eat at McNurklard's!

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    Rastapopoulos Vinegar snowflake

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    mook Let's go eat at McNurklard's!

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    Dames mad Plumlee's gone
    He refuses to play D
    This is what you get
     
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    I'm no tankist but
    Getting our asses kicked by
    Steph teaches us zilch
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Blazers trade for Nurkic
    We now have an inside force
    Stotts views Sabas film
     
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    Blazers win a game
    Half the forum grits their teeth
    That's not how you tank!
     
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    That Meyers Leonard
    Is a big walking doofus
    Can't even make a shot
     
  10. mook

    mook Let's go eat at McNurklard's!

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    Buckminsterfullerene
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    Why the fuck we keep
    Jake the Snake in cold cellar
    It's not very smart
     
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    theprunetang Spanning time

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    ball passes smoothly
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    Are we the only ones who know what a Buckminsterfullerene is?
     
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    Dwight declined the offer
    Chandler Parsons in Memphis
    Neil Olshay moping.
     
  16. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all bozos on this bus

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    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
    Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
     
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    Jake is perfect for
    putting lotion in basket
    waiting for his turn
     
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    Nurkic, Bosnian Beast
    roll to the paint with intent
    fuck those five fouls man
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I was walking around U. of Cal. at Riverside one day and saw a list of daily events. He'd be in one of the big lecture halls in an hour. I knew of his fame only from mentions in Newsweek, knew nothing about him, but could not forget the odd Buckminister name. So I went and watched him get interviewed and answer questions.

    That was the same campus where one day I was walking around and chanced upon the Student Marxist Club throwing carrots at Strom Thurmond while he spoke at a podium. But that's another story. (He was quite annoyed.)
     
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    Jlprk
    Does not get haiku concept
    Way too many words
     
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