Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Nurk made season fun
    Would still be playoff fodder
    Will guards play defense?
     
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  2. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Poor Mason Plumlee
    After Nurkic he has been
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    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    When Blazers become
    True basketball perfection,
    Is MM happy?
     
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  5. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    tsk tsk tsk jl
    Buckminsterfullerene is
    but six syllables
     
  6. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    jlprk
    can't count the bigly numbers
    As Trump would say: SAD!

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  7. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Buckminsterfullerene has
    sixty carbon atoms but
    just six syllables

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  8. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Shit fuck. I misspelled
    Buckministerfullerine
    and left out the "i"
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    Drazen Petrovic
    I feel like I did watching
    Drazen Petrovic
     
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Lillard at the helm
    Now supported by the Nurk
    Blazers are better
     
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    Nobody believes
    The pundits give us no chance
    Golden State is dead
     
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    Warriors be shocked
    Nurkic, Dame, and McCollum
    Blazers gonna sweep
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Better chance with Nurk
    Odds still less than 5 percent
    Fans whine 8 on 5
     
  14. stampedehero

    stampedehero SRV.... Wish he was here.

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    th8W7K1G1W.jpg Thus we create the mood thQ15ZHXKZ.jpg to embark on the journey we embrace th68CUCA2W.jpg wishing for first round win./////.......///// 575
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    They can not guard us
    KingSpeed says believe harder
    Blazers shock the world
     
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    Drinking many beers
    Deadens no disappointment
    We are over matched
     
  17. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig The Wild Card

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    Blazers make playoffs
    Warriors be very afraid
    Champions we are
     
  18. mook

    mook Let's go eat at McNurklard's!

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    First banana Dame
    Second banana Nurkic
    Third, CJ. All set.
     
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    Hope they win game 3
    Or I will be very sad
    But I won't give up
     
  20. Mediocre Man

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    No good bench players
    They are who I thought they were
    Off season defense
     

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