Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    We may be down two
    But a resilient team we have
    Carry on to win four
     
    stampedehero, Apr 21, 2017
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Game 3 Saturday.
    Do we even have a chance?
    All depends on Nurk.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Apr 21, 2017
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    Meyers Leonard sucks
    Meyers Leonard really Sucks
    Meyers Leonard sucks.
     
    Sinobas, Apr 21, 2017
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Down zero to two man
    Game three is a must win now
    Fuck you Draymond Green
     
    Chris Craig, Apr 21, 2017
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    You whine more than them
    Your shtick really gets quite old
    Try some new complaints
     
    BonesJones, Apr 21, 2017
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Homers whine wha wha
    Just put people on ignore
    Bones is king lemming
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 21, 2017
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    Trolling those who whine
    While you whine about the trolls
    Super fucking lame
     
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    3RA1N1AC, Apr 21, 2017
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    Meyers had a chance
    He watched film and studied hard
    He's ball allergic
     
    riverman, Apr 21, 2017
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Whiners whine about
    Whiners whining about the
    Whining whiners do
     
    BonesJones, Apr 21, 2017
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Sounds like youre whining
    'Bout me or MM whining
    'Bout each others whines
     
    BonesJones, Apr 21, 2017
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  11. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    There's Red Wine, White Wine,
    Homer whine, Troll whine, but mostly
    Its all Meyers whine
     
    BonesJones, Apr 21, 2017
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  12. Mediocre Man

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    Whiners whine to whine
    No one else can have a view
    Worse than Leonad_ D
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 21, 2017
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    Compose a Haiku?
    Roasting Meyers can be fun
    Stick to the topic
     
    riverman, Apr 21, 2017
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Red red wine, stay close
    To me. Don't leave me alone.
    Heart's tearing apart.

    (Couldn't help myself.
    All this "whine, whine" talk got that
    Song stuck in my head)
     
    PtldPlatypus, Apr 22, 2017
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    WillG Well-Known Member

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    hot wind blows on mic
    dame botoxed dead-pan tells me
    everything will be 'right
     
    WillG, Apr 22, 2017
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    So many good rhymes
    Yet too many mean insults
    Bannings are coming
     
    SlyPokerDog, Apr 22, 2017
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    Steph Curry crashes,
    Into Kevin Durant's knee,
    Both out for series.
     
    e_blazer, Apr 22, 2017
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  18. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Prostitute Ming Lee [​IMG]
    Is known by another name
    MediocreCartMan
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Apr 22, 2017
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Game three nearly here
    Brown coaching, Durant is out
    Nurk may play oh shit
     
    Chris Craig, Apr 22, 2017
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  20. Mediocre Man

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    At last Sly steps up
    Banning people for attacks
    Sly doing his job?
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 22, 2017
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