Official Blazers Corporate Overlords Request Thread.

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by EL PRESIDENTE, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Basement Dwelling Virgin Night at the MODA Center. Sure fire way to sell the place out.
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    BRONY night at the Moda Center.

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  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Post videos of the players reading HCP's posts out loud in chronological order.
     
  4. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Buy back the Rose Garden name and apologize to the city and fans.

    Seriously, you cheapen Portland's reputation with such a crass sellout move.
     
  5. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    For the love of god, Civic Stadiums name has change twice and it didn't receive 1/100th the bitching.

    Hell, Civic Auditorium changed names, so did Washington park zoo and the Made in Oregon sign.
     
  6. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    More useful, I think.
     
  7. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    No upside. Just dozens of politically correct, smiling goofballs. Probably like most, I'm posting a lot less while I get my bearings in this snowstorm of goodness.
     
  8. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Or you could check yourself into a mental institution and work on that schizophrenia
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Ouch!
     
  10. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That's the word. This board has been magged.

    Dozens of happy Magnifiers are magging us to death with political correctness.
     
  11. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Resistance is futile...
     
  12. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I like one magger like you, but this new virtuous snowstorm of goodness is too many flakes, uh, too white of a Christmas.
     
  13. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Just think of it like your Cocaine addiction. Sometimes that good snow flaky whiteness is too hard to control.
     
  14. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Hmm. That sounds better.

    And that foggy gray banner at the top of the page that replaced the bright red sunny one...is the color of mushrooms growing in the dimness at dusk beneath the evergreens.

    Okay, this is better now.
     
  15. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I'm always here to help!
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    I think it is only logical that we should have a site chosen to retreat towards after the inevitable influx of casual facebook fans turn this site into subway station in times square, flush with corporate pimps, the unwashed, illiterate mindless consumer drones and parasitic wolves, devoid of original thought, compassion, or a sense of self. All conversation will devolve into catch phrases and inflammatory baiting, where nobody is brave enough to reveal themselves or their thoughts for fear of shame, or worse, mass indifference.

    The dialog will resemble drunken vomit on a cobblestone walkway, festooned with the litter and refuse of casual tourists and the dirty needles of escape, expertly lit with neon advertisements.

    We are under attack, and I can already hear the drumbeats and smell the fetid corpses.

    Run for your lives
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I can already smell their sirens and hear their lightbars...Wait!! They're in the driveway!!
     
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    This.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    You are a SportsTwo treasure 3RA1N1AC, don't ever change.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    "Nothin' but blue skies....."
     
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