Holy shit, my son and I were laughing at this like "how did you hurt your butt??" Guess I'll never be able to tell him.
Ever had a large dog come bounding up to you and thrust its nose into your posterior? All dogs are masters of bottoming!
It means a lot of people are making fun of Howard because he likes to have sex with trans people and men. He has been outed. The thing he was afraid of. And probably why he threatened and committed other crimes against the person who has revealed all of this. He wanted to keep his sexuality secret.
This day and age he should just come out. Prolly get Time magazine man of the year. All the sweet dude dong he can shake a stick at. Live your best life DHo.