Hot wings, cold beer, and the kids get a movie downstairs because my wife is in Hawaii for work this week. Pause the game at halftime, put the kids to bed, and catch up on DVR to the end of the 3rd quarter. Otherwise, I'd be at the game.
. I kid I kid (that's not me) I'm always too busy for rituals. Making the game on time would be a miracle!
I receive fellatio. I haven't noticed that it makes much difference to the team, but it seems like a good ritual anyway.
She travels for work. She is working literally on Wakiki Beach this week. Do you have a problem with this?
Well no wonder he is so animated during games, with you sticking pins in him he can't make good decisions. I now know what is wrong.
I ate a whole pizza all by my lonesome. Probably haven't done that in over 20 years! Must be a good omen.