Opening Night Rituals

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  1. BGrantFan

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    Hot wings, cold beer, and the kids get a movie downstairs because my wife is in Hawaii for work this week. Pause the game at halftime, put the kids to bed, and catch up on DVR to the end of the 3rd quarter.

    Otherwise, I'd be at the game.
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I kid I kid (that's not me) I'm always too busy for rituals. Making the game on time would be a miracle!
     
  3. MickZagger

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    Your wife is always somewhere without you? Are you married to Mrs. HCP?
     
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    Thats what I'd be doing, seriously!
     
  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I receive fellatio. I haven't noticed that it makes much difference to the team, but it seems like a good ritual anyway.
     
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    Does your Avatar have anything to do with your ritual?
     
  7. gatorpops

    gatorpops Allen Crabb hits winning shot on Nov24 vs Blazers

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    I think I will prepare for the inevitable, Blazers win by a bunch!!!!
     
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    She travels for work. She is working literally on Wakiki Beach this week. Do you have a problem with this?
     
  9. gatorpops

    gatorpops Allen Crabb hits winning shot on Nov24 vs Blazers

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    Well no wonder he is so animated during games, with you sticking pins in him he can't make good decisions. I now know what is wrong.
     
  10. MickZagger

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    I do.
     
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    mgb Over-Nite Sensation

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    I fixed it. :)
     
  12. MickZagger

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    Does she have a cabana boy in Wakiki?
     
  13. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I ate a whole pizza all by my lonesome. Probably haven't done that in over 20 years!

    Must be a good omen. :)
     

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