I'm reminded of Kenny Banya being tutored by Jerry Seinfeld. "Ovaltine? They should call it Roundtine." "That's gold, Jerry...Gold!"
I don't want make you angry. I like you. I just thought HCP's version was funnier, because it was specific. I thought I was being funny. Perhaps I needed to be more vague?
Yes! Ask for Grant! We serve the best of whatever it is vegans eat! Carrots! Brussel Sprouts! Soy (is soy vegan???)! Come on in and get a mouth full of tasteless crap!