OT: JJack hit with DUI

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  1. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I'm reminded of Kenny Banya being tutored by Jerry Seinfeld.

    "Ovaltine? They should call it Roundtine."

    "That's gold, Jerry...Gold!"
     
  2. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    I don't want make you angry. I like you. I just thought HCP's version was funnier, because it was specific.

    I thought I was being funny. Perhaps I needed to be more vague?
     
  3. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    I like you too. I may stop by your vegan cafe. Ask for Grant, you say?
     
  4. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Thats it, you crossed the line!
     
  5. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Yes! Ask for Grant! We serve the best of whatever it is vegans eat! Carrots! Brussel Sprouts! Soy (is soy vegan???)!

    Come on in and get a mouth full of tasteless crap!
     
  6. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    After all the times I pleaded with him to pick up the pace he goes and does 66 in a 45 zone.
     
  7. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    That's because Nate wasn't in the passenger seat.
     
  8. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    See Minstrel, this is funny!
     
  9. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    How do you bob and weave AND speed? Aren't they opposites?
     
  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    If Nate had been in the car, he would have got pulled over for going 25 in a 45!
     
  11. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Not bad.
     

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