OT: LeBron James' penis

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  1. riverman

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    I was sure he double dribbled there
     
    riverman, Jun 12, 2015
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    You know you have an unimpressive penis when someone compliments your balls.
     
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    His teammates should have set better screens
     
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    Chocolate twizzlers are kinda gross.
     
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    I guess his shooting wasn't the only thing that was cold.
     
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    I think Lebron needs to go and have an hour special on ESPN to discuss this issue. They can call it "The Circumcision"

    "I am going to take my talented penis to South Cleveland"
     
    Sedatedfork, Jun 12, 2015
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    Way to many ice baths over the last week
     
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    Is Mags LeBron's real dad?
     
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    small ball(s)
     
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    It is appropiate for a 6'9" human muscle to display his junk
     
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    Maybe LeBron is a giant penis and that was just a skin tag.

    :mindblown:
     
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    How many of you fapped to this already?
     
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    Dang, Riverman is all over this thread, didn't leave any room for anyone else to make peen pokes!
     
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    Riverman for poster of the year.
     
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    Reminds me of a certain Denis Rodman card photo.
     
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    Wow... almost 3 pages on Lebron's Schlong?
    And I get chastised for trying to post a thread about getting people to remember where they were during our only post season win being a waste of a read?

    This thread should be locked and deleted, so other teams don't see that Portland has a cock fetish of some sort....

    Also, how do we expect to be viewed as a tougher team. How are we supposed to instill fear into the rest of the league with some grit when he rest of the league sees we prefer to slobber on knobbers?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    With mary jane being legal in the state of oregon i think it is important to note you could slob the aforementioned knob even with the worst cotton mouth
     
    rasheedfan2005, Jun 14, 2015
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    You must be new here.
     
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    Orion, this is a Kingspeed thread, you should have seen the Oden threads back in the day. Perfect thread to become Frank Zappa for a day. Sometimes as a social anthropologist you have to put on the grass skirt and eat a bowl of worms!
     
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