OT: NYC Gay Men's Basketball League

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    You did play for years in a Village People tribute band.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Spreading whatever delicious knee crust they find on bread for a yummy treat...
     
  5. KingSpeed

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    So our captain just sent us an email telling us what positions we're playing and wha our offensive philosophy is, etc. Among other things, he said:

    "We are looking for good shots. If you miss, who cares, as long as it is a good shot. If you start playing
    like a crazy person, and throwing the ball and being ball hoggers, you will be seated. Please make no mistake about that."

    This sucks! My whole game is hogging the ball and playing like a crazy person!
     
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    Wow Eric! I hope you do well. I find it hilarious that I just commented in another thread that you should be hoopin it up more, and then I open this thread for the first time to read this. Now I will continue to read in hopes you did well. :)
     
  7. KingSpeed

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    Thanks. First game tonight!
     
  8. KingSpeed

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    At the gym now. Just told that I'll be starting!
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Don't take bad shots or they will make you their ball boy.
     
  10. KingSpeed

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    Lost 49-25. I missed 3 shots in the first half and now they think I'm not a shooter. Told me to play inside and let the "shooters" shoot. Fuck me. I didn't shoot in the 2nd half. Feel like I let the team down. I did grab some rebounds and committed 3 fouls.
     
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    Practice your mid range. Its a lost art.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Hit the gym and get some shots up before the next game. Knock'em down next time.
     
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    I can email your coach and tell him you are a shooter.
     
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    nr2353@gmail.com

    Name is Nazar
     
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    Once I send that email that means I am officially your basketball agent and entitled to 20% of all of your basketball earnings.
     
  17. KingSpeed

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    About to play game. I've been told I'm playing back up point.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Bruh....:biglaugh:

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    Come on Dog. Be nice. :biglaugh:
     
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    Well only 5 people showed so I played all game. I hit my first shot, a 3 in the corner. Only took 2 other shots which I missed. My husband said I was too unselfish. I had a few assists, rebounds, and a block and best of all... we won! Feels so much better than last week. Oh and I hit a FT. I was fouled underneath and ripped through to shoot. Made the first FT and missed the 2nd.
     
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