OT: Rest in peace Jerry

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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    Sounds like a good night out Rick.... I wish you a Happy, healthy, peaceful, FUN Birthday. 60 only comes around once in life, but then so does every year, eh?

    Shuffleboard, make sure if you pinch any of the old ladies on the butt, someone else is standing in between you, then you can blame it on the other person...!

    Karaoke? I've been banned from every establishment with a Karaoke Machine. I either break it, or they think I'm the ghosts of Frank Sinatra. You know Elvis is alive, well so is Franky.....! Those machines must have facial recognition, cuz they won't even turn on for me anymore.....! My sound is quit unique, integrating the sound of a cow being ran over by a tractor, and a bear with its foot caught in a trap; and a man with his testicles caught in a vise....!
     
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    Say what, doesn't everyone have one of those things. Mine looks and talks like Marilyn Monroe, ie. all she says is what sounds like air escaping between her ears...! doh-!!!
     
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    Perry Como
    Andy Williams
    Tony Bennett
    Sinatra
    Jim Reeves
    Ray Price
    Jerry Vale

    some of the greatest crooners ever to record on vinyl...plenty of others to add to the list.....
    like:
    Jagger
    Hendrix
    :lol:
     

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