OT rumor: Paul George offered stripper $1 million to abort his baby

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Gold diggers know these guys when they make the McDonald's game. I am sure he could do better. I wouldn't cheat on my girl with her and she will be 40 this year.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Feb 6, 2014
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  2. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Well, most of her; can you breast feed with fake funbags?
     
    BlazerCaravan, Feb 6, 2014
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  3. rasheedfan2005

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    Plastic tits don't excite me. Give them to us raw and wiggly precious
     
    rasheedfan2005, Feb 6, 2014
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  4. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    YES. You can keep nasty chips.
     
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    This kids daddy issues will be incredible when he/she reaches about 12 years old and reads stories on the internet how dad offered 1mil to kill them off.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Feb 6, 2014
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  6. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Lol!!
     
    rasheedfan2005, Feb 6, 2014
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  7. ponderguy

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    more for me then lol
     
    ponderguy, Feb 6, 2014
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    Having sex with your hand everyday is even worse.

    More bearable if you're a switch-hitter.
     
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    In one of the preggers pics, her boobs be starting to sag. Just sayin'.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Feb 6, 2014
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  10. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    "And now you done really fucked up cause Doc Rivers gonna beat your ass too. That next Pacers/Clippers game gonna be hilarious. Doc gonna let his whole bench foul out just whoopin yo ass son, you done fucked up. Everybody gonna whoop yo ass, Blake Griffin gonna whoop yo ass, Deandre gonna whoop yo ass, hell even JJ Reddick might get in a cheap shot or two."

    That part totally cracked me up, especially the JJ Reddick line. You know your fucked when JJ Reddick is punkin' your ass.

    Unfortunately, unless Indiana plays the Clippers in the finals, we'll have to wait until next season to see the beat down.

    BNM
     
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    Whether or not this is true, for future reference, condoms are a lot cheaper. I recommend using them. Every time.
     
    crandc, Feb 7, 2014
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  12. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Condoms are the devil.

    They are supposed to come out with birth control pills for guys.

    Or use the good old fashioned withdrawal method
     
    JFizzleRaider, Feb 7, 2014
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  13. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Speaking from experience?
     
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