OT: Why people like The Beard

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  1. Prue

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    Scotts: "T-rob, its Beast Mode time"
    T-Rob: *ROARS to the delight of the crowd"
     
  2. Prue

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    Post Portland Victory over the Rockers in Round 1, Rolo captures beard as totem (see above) and then sells on ebay for local charity fundraising. Naturally, Gordon Hayward purchases to try and make Utah a contender in the West next season:

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  3. PapaG

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    So, if I'm reading it correctly, the poster who bitches more than anyone else about LMA shooting mid-range shots is now advocating that Thomas Robinson should start shooting those shots.

    LMAO
     
  4. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I agree with the first part, disagree with the second. Yes, TRob has more all around basketball skills and aptitude than Leonard. But I think it was necessary to manage TRob the way they did in part to incentivize his learning but also to create teachable opportunities, and work on those things before putting them to practice in live situations.

    Either way, I love me some TRob.

    :cheers:
     
  5. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I had to look that up, and I'm glad the images were safe for work.
     
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    LOL! Your welcome for the vocab - hopefully you can find a way to work it into everyday conversation.
     
  7. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Fuck the Beard! He looks like he's gonna go on a Jihad. I hate that fucking flopper! He should run for office as many times as he flip flops. Fuckin' fish outta water...

    Wes should OWN his soft ass in the post!
     
  8. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Oh, in case I didn't mention it earlier, FUCK James Harden.
     
  9. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    All these guys with beards copied it from me. I had one in 1971. I copied it from hippies. They copied it from the Beatles.

    The Beatles copied it from a great forgotten wrestler I watched in the early 60s, the Weird Beard.

    All bow to the Weird Beard. You heard me. On your knees, now. Say "Woof."
     
  10. riverman

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    I Blame Walt Whitman for the beard Harden wears. It's also vaguely reminiscent of Harpo Marx's hair on his chin. I think the 20 inch fro beats the beard anyday. I think it's a flagrant foul waiting to happen, the beard take down! Two fisted beard grip, flop on some of that James Harden! (Meyers Leonard has just been ejected from the game)
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Anyone doesn't like a beard & afro, they answer to Artis Gilmore.
     
  12. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Shhhhh. SF Giants fans think they invented it.
     
  13. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    The Beard is the straight half of a marriage to a not-out-of-the-closet gay person.
     
  14. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Some one needs to go all tonya Harding on Hardens beard!
     
  15. rasheedfan2005

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    Id order a meyers jersey that night
     

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