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  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I sorda can, I want hear him say it now...
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Send in connaughton and Kaman to take out curry and green
     
  4. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Activate Meyers Leonard, but give him a metal exo-skeleton arm that makes him look like The Winter Soldier.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Decapitate Draymond Green.
     
  6. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    The flailing body would still log five blocks.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Well, if you're going all medieval on it, just beat him to death with Steph's severed leg. ;)
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I think it would be fun to see Terry start Vonleh. Put him on Green, tell him he's got six fouls to use by halftime, and see if you can get Green so pissed off he gets ejected.
     
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  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    The Schnoz uses "FAMS" whenever he sees me!

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    Now that you called him Schnoz....he'll never speak to you again
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    See my cat post. My tame cat Zoey brought home a snake, bit off and ate the head, and left the decapitated body under the dining table. I decided it was symbolic; the snake was Green and the cat showing what the Blazers need to do. Metaphorically, of course.
     
  13. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Ah, that makes more sense. You didn't find any broken knees around your place, did you?
     
  14. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Umm last I checked the tongue was a muscle, so you been doing tongue ups all year.. Thats exercise!!!
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Triangle and 2?
     
  16. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    No knees, e_blazer. A mouse tail, a squirrel head and claw, a mouse head. A live lizard when I moved the lamp to sweep the floor. We were both startled to see one another.

    Maybe a dead rat has some symbolism for the series? It's a veritable menagerie in my house. (I always think it's weird that people get cats, let them out, and freak when they hunt. Cats and their ancestors have been hunting for tens of millions of years, if it bugs you, keep them inside or stick with hamsters. But I digress.)
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    I call for a Red Wedding...
     

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