Funny Oxymorons

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    I can think up these all night.

    Round peg in a square hole.
    How could a round peg fit in a square hole? Duh.

    Square peg in a round hole.
    Actually, I can picture this.
     
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    'OxiClean Versatile Stain Remover'
    What kind of a moron would name something Oxy? Clearly this is an oxy moron.
     
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    I went to Occidental College. Its nickname is Oxy.

    Nope, can't find an oxymoron with this one.
     
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    Grape Nuts, what the hell are those or worse, Grape Nut flakes
    Special K
    Captain Crunch
    Honey Nut Cheerios...cereal brand names are all absurd
     
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    Must I explain that a river is not a man?

    You must be an oxymoron yourself.
     
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    Nothing to talk about with that one.
     
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    DING DING!!! Now we're cookin'
     
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    I always thought jlprk was possibly jesus loves pork
     
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    or jews living in palestine rarely know
     
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    A cool guy's heating pad.
    Look, I'm just looking around my pad and getting ideas everywhere I look.
     
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    Suitcase.
    You have a case, so you sue. Get it?

    Yes, I'm looking at my suitcase. I'm trapped in Virginia near Washington D.C.
     
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    Fucking little bugs.
    Clearly, bugs fuck. The oxymoron is that when I squash these fucks on my bright tablet screen in the dark, they squeal, "Moron!"
     
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    If you're near Norfolk they have amazing grapes there this time of year..hence the bugs
     
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