Funny Oxymorons

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  1. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Well, which is it?
     
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    go to page one and you'll see a few of those like employment dept or unemployment office
     
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    I'd go with the George and then tear up the town
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    If the arithmetic makes no sense, is it an oxymoron?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Fuck this. I'm not tired but I gotta force myself. A shame to waste all this cleverness. Goodnight Riverman.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    See if you can figure this one out.
     
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    Black slang alert! :police:

    Fly certainly means super. :smiley-beerchug: It literally means hot (beautiful).

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    employment office
     
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    Can we get a picture of him jumping out of the water
     
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    porn actor/actress
     
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    die hard fan
    more like die semi flacid fan
     
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