Pelican Bryce Dejean-Jones, 23, dies of gunshot wound

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    I just bought 2 at the store yesterday, ate half of one for lunch then the other half for bed time snack. Im about to cut number 2 up into quarters while i grill some brats.
     
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    Brats sound delightful.
     
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    A jewish lesbian? You sound hot. Hey if i self identify as a woman can we hook up?
     
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    I like the smaller "personal sized" ones. They are a bit sweeter, to me.
     
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    Me too, Bout the same size as a cantelope. I love them both!!! Ill eat one of each every week during the summer.

    Dviss is crazy!!! lol
     
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    A Jewish lesbian walks into a bar......Something else happens and then.....I don't know about you, I'd wash those matzo balls off my face first

    Damn brain
     
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    New stereotype. Black people are whack, per Orion Bailey :)
     
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    Best snipers in the world. Been sniping critters since pa gave us our first .22
     
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    Here down south we put salt on it to get that salty sweet. Im not fully sold on the tradition yet though, most of the time i just eat the fuck out of it as is. My fat ass doesnt need extra salt. It could still be a stereo type though. My black friends theorize im atleast 1/4th black cause i turn down the stereo when i back up a trailer. So i got that, and watermelon, why couldnt i get the big dick?
     
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    Bill Burr says you bring your own guns. Saves us money.
     
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    Cause weve been shooting them forever, im not going to a fire fight with a weapon i dont know and trust.
     
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    I really want to preform this music video for isis

    I like to think id match this level of smug if the blazers won a championship in my life time.

     
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    Will watch later.
     
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    I poor vodka in mine, the plug it back up
     
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    I actually thought about cutting the top off like a pumpkin, gut a portion out and turn it into a bowl, filling it with some other fruits and some everclear, let it soak in the fridge over night.
     
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    Huh? We were talking about stereotypes. He said "they don't make themselves up". My response was answering that.
     
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    The seeds. The rind. Flies always want it. Too watery. Where do I start?
     
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    At the beginning. Was there perhaps a watermelon that molested you as a child? Is your ex-wife a watermelon?

    barfo
     
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    I made a bong out of watermelon in college. It was good, the pumpkin bong was awesome!
     
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