Politics Please say rock bottom is getting close

Ron Johnson, seeking title of stupidest senator, is now proclaiming 9/11 "truther" conspiracies and talked about how "cool" it was watching towers collapse.

Imagine for two minutes the reaction if Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren talked about how cool it was watching 3000 people die.

 

My Pillow guy Mike Lindell is going on trial for defamation for his false claims about voting machines. He is bringing a pillow because in their complaint, plaintiffs referred to him as manufacturer of lumpy pillows. Lindell told Steve Bannon he is bringing pillow to court to prove it isn't lumpy.

Also, Bannon podcast listeners can get special deal on his pillows for duration of trial. He explained he has lots of inventory. Translation, no one wants to buy his shitty product.

 

I’d say that Joni Ernst is giving him a run for his money on the stupidity title:

 

We bought a couple of his pillows ten years ago or so as a part of my wife's never ending search for a pillow that will make her happy. They were just bags of shredded foam. Lumpy as hell.

 

Try oxygen pillow.