Police Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire

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    So, does Trump support Fappy, or the police officer? I can't vote again until I find out.

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    If you knew anything about dolphins in the wild you would realize how much irony is dripping from this.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    How was this not in Florida? Florida is falling behind man.... Step up your game Florida!
     
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    You gonna dress up as Fappy
     
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    Why a dolphin? WTF is wrong with these people?
     
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    NFL fans. They could have used 'Jets'. Or 'Redskins'.

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    Women fap far more than men...

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    ...but are afraid of scary clowns.

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    images-12.jpg

    Masturbation is ok!
     
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    It's satire and a fake story
     
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    Nooooooooooooo! Don't ruin it!
     
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    It's actually one of those optical illusions. Stare at it long enough and jonah hill pops out

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    Well, I do know some Christian, in quotes, organizations and churches have anti-masturbation messages. Some years ago a friend found an article by a Mormon elder called Steps in Overcoming Masturbation (commenting that over-coming was not usually his problem!), addressed entirely to young men, BTW. Maybe like Queen Victoria he thought "ladies would not do such a thing"? Advice like tying your hands to the bedpost at night.

    A few years later I saw the author's death notice. It did not say from what....

    I mean if there is one activity that carries no risk of disease, pregnancy, or hurting another person, it's masturbation. Why it freaks these idiots out is beyond me.
     
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    Masturbation, if not excessively used, is actually a healthy activity, that reduces stress...it can actually add years to your life
     
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    Agree, Chris.
     
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    Western religions (Christianity, Mohammedism, Judaism) hate pleasure and love war. Eastern religions (Buddhism, etc.) are liberal about sex. Notice that China is quickly taking over the world's economic system without resorting to war.
     
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