It's 1995. Joe is watching his favorite team, the Charlotte Hornets. Alonzo Mourning blocks a shot, Muggsy Bogues runs down the rebound, zips up the court and passes off to Larry Johnson, who dunks it. The crowd goes wild, including Joe, who chokes on his pretzel and falls into a coma. There he has remained until today, when he wakes up. Turns out his sole concern is that he learn how his team is doing. But what is his team? Remember, the Hornets moved to New Orleans and are now the Pelicans. But then the Charlotte Bobcats started up, and are now the Hornets. Which team should Joe care about?