Because the only thing that makes him happy is the misery of others. He's no fan of the team. To him, they're a foil upon which to reflect the frustration and inconsequentiality of his own life.
Max, I'm gonna be in Denver for TNT on Feb 11th. We should meet for drinks and so I can finally see your ugly Chris Farley lookin baby in person!
With 30 posters making predictions so far its: 76.66% saying the Blazers won't win this game. Poor Blazers.